when I eventually propose to the love of my life, I will be giving the wickedest set of 16 uppercuts to the crowd if they start chanting “say yes”
Do not attempt to influence my queen as she solemnly reflects on her choices
Je ne peux jamais me retrouver dans ce genre de situation parce qu’on ne me friendzone jamais. Si je suis intéressé et pas toi, je cesse tout contact. Je ne vais jamais rester ami avec une femme en espérant qu’un jour elle baisse la garde pour en profiter. C’est très pathétique.
Your birthday doesn’t mark the beginning of an age, but the completion of it. The number you ‘turn’ is the total years you’ve already lived, and each birthday is the first day of the next year of your life.
The slander my surname gets here is hilariously crazy. Doesn’t matter though; when I become a $ billionaire, Forbes’ finest reporters will surely learn how to pronounce it. I can ignore you all. “Did I get it right, Mr. Ogedegbe?” No you didn’t, silly - do you even like your job?