Coco

The biggest lie in identity design is that anyone actually does this line thing.

@drewmagary I am visually offended by this.

I’ve been using procreate to sketch out concepts for too long. Using a paper and pencil today in double tapped my notebook to “undo” 🫣 #graphicdesign

@Jeopardy We will miss you, Mattea! You were so much fun to watch. My spouse and I both adopted your hand gestures when telling stories the last couple weeks :)

Mattea Roach, it has been a pleasure watching you play. See you in the Tournament of Champions.

@BIO_Qc Oui bone omelette, pressez le yaourt

One day at 6 a.m. you will be holding a dirty pair of socks in one hand and a diaper in the other. You’ll throw the socks out, then the diaper down the laundry chute. This is parenting in a nutshell.

Spending 44 billion on Twitter seems like a really stable and sound business decision. 🙃

Saw a guy at gym wearing a TIMON shirt (apparently a school in Buffalo) but I was near the free weights so this was a reflection and it had a small ripple in the front. Which made it look like VOMIT. That is all.

Pothole season is upon us: Hit one so big on Seneca street my Spotify skipped. #BuffaloNY #Winterproblems

You guys ever see a car in the winter just running idle with no driver? I’ve always wanted to just hop in and drive away, park around the corner and go back to my business. Never acted on this urge, but it ALWAYS crosses my mind.

They finally called a forward lateral in Tennessee...

Aaron Rodgers; Super Bowl champion, MVP, certified Yogi, and award-winning kombucha brewer.

Remarkable. Cops in many cities have very low vaccinations rates: NYC: 39% Las Vegas: 38% Atlanta: 36% “I hate to sound like I don’t care, but I really don’t,” said one union rep. Citizens, obvi, don't get to choose whether they interact w/ cops. washingtonpost.com/health/2021/05…

App Idea: allows you to remotely access other people's music currently playing while at the gym. And silently judge them.

wow.

What amazingly perfect Timing. OATS STUDIOS - BAD PRESIDENT - KENYA youtu.be/jnULqsrGNgU via @YouTube @NeillBlomkamp

@pattonoswalt Huntington Hutton 😂 that’s so real it’s painful.

Madison Medford

Both of these guys have a four-in-hand knot? Cmon guys show some class. 🇺🇸 #PresidentialDebate2020

Choppers flying over my house at 10 p.m. This can’t be good. #Buffalo stay inside and lock your doors.

If a predatory enemy to our species can’t unite everyone on Earth to fight it, I'm left wondering what hope remains for Civilization.