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@attah_akor @kolababss Both of you are actually very stupid. Make the two of you pack yourself from my timeline abeg

Your average APC supporter btw.

@jindu__ Once someone does not get the meaning of your words, he or she is automatically not smart 🤡. Worse part is said words are not even that smart , you just need to understand the context to get the reference. So, you people should calm down biko.

"which river is that" 😭😭😭

@todd20006 @nelsonnyabutin You will.

I hope in my lifetime i see Israel fall.

@ma1ybe @thick_curvy_sa Women talk as if they have a long line of potential husbands willing to wife them the moment they divorce one😂😂 Peak delusion. I’m serving divorce papers yen yen yen yen😂. Girl, your loss.

If i find out my husband had a DNA test done after i just pushed a baby out, immediately i leave the hospital i'm leaving with my child and serving divorce papers.

@StfuSmog Has this added anything to your sick ego or does this make you feel more manly?? She’s a human being for goodness sake. A human like you and me. Do you have to go to this extent just to humiliate her??? Omooooo 🤮. Just look at how stupid the whole write up feels. Are you 12?

This mid babe asked me to post her picture on my status cuz it’s her birthday, I posted it for “only her” to see. 😂 💔 I think she wants to hit on me. She likes me😭💔. I can’t do mid girls. God forbid.

@B_Fernandes8 @ManUtd @premierleague Maybe by breaking the World Cup assist record?? I mean, it will be nice to chase assist too in the World Cup for a change was of dragging goal chances with Ronaldo.

how can I assist you? ☕

@Dammi_Esq Yeah, you are definitely right. There’s nothing wrong with retaining her Dad’s name and remaining in his house since she loves his surname so much.

Men, take note: It’s not compulsory for your wife to take your surname after marriage. There’s no law in Nigeria that forces a woman to change her surname to her husband’s. Trying to pressure or force her to do so can be seen as a v!olation of her fundamental rights and it can attract legal consequences for you as a man. At the end of the day, it’s her choice. Ignorance of the law is not an excuse.

@omoelerinjare When you reveal your ace to the world too soon, you give your enemies the chance to make their plans around and against your ace. Not everything should be recorded and posted on social media. Some things are better left sacred. ✌🏾

In a village near Owo, Ondo State, Fulani kidnappers invaded to abduct residents. The community's head hunter placed powerful Yoruba jùjú on the land as protection. As soon as the attackers stepped onto it, they fell into a deep sleep, allowing locals to apprehend them. Jùjú is not to be trifled with.

@_CEeBaz_ @omoelerinjare As long as it does not align with what you believe to be God’s, you people immediately term it satanic. Really ignorant generation. Don’t you understand that “ALL power belong to God” ?

@omoelerinjare Should I say thank you Satan or... lol?

@osemagnum Liked, got to the last line and took back my like

see how it goes. when you see the meat coming, you focus on the TV showing CNN, talking about the Strait of Hormuz You: "I hope this war ends soon" As they serve you. You wait for like 6 minutes 23 seconds. You take one and chip in a discuss. Compliment the food. Do not lick your fingers!... "Can I have a serviette?" You gave successfully distracted them. Offer one to your wife to be and insist everyone takes from it. If the bowl returns to you... make sure you are watching everyone as you throw each one inside to our oesophagus while discussing about Peter Obi being the best presidential candidate!

@khris_eth @seyithemie One day or two??? Lol, you mean to say everytime you look at the mirror until your next cut??

@seyithemie For men barbing our hair comes with emotion. One wrong salon and your whole day if not two gets ruined , one good cut and ur ego and confidence is boosted.

Went on low cut about 2 years ago and I’ve changed barbers about 4 times since then. Meanwhile, my husband uses a barber whose shop is about 40 minutes away from our house, but he’d rather make the trip than allow any other person touch his hair. Everyday, I questioned the thought process until my father-in-law’s burial in another state. Guess who showed up, his barber 🙂

@latytudde @to_yourscreen @timmyisagod You are not the only engineer in this conversation I have two masters and I’m telling you that with the overall situation of things,her best route will b to create new email with the wrong info. Except you are ready to give jamb billions to overhaul their system coz of a mistake

@d_LastWatcher @to_yourscreen @timmyisagod I am a software engineer I'm just telling you things could have been handled differently on the devs end. Like a phone number as alternate verification and for change of email. You are not as smart as you think you are bro

I beg your pardon?

@latytudde @to_yourscreen @timmyisagod Have you ever registered for jamb?? If you have, you will know that the moment you finish registration , a one time prompt message will immediately be sent to the provided email. That will contain some sensitive info like a code and all. Do I need to explain further smartass???

@d_LastWatcher @to_yourscreen @timmyisagod You should take your advice and think too... A simple "change email" feature on jamb website will fix that dumbass

@latytudde @to_yourscreen @timmyisagod Omooo She had the same chance everyone else got to input the right info but made a mistake, that’s on her. There’s no solution that will give her 100% assurance after then. Not even changing emails because of the message already sent to the wrong one. Think guy, THINK!!!!!!

@d_LastWatcher @to_yourscreen @timmyisagod You are not smart too. Stop trying to sound "intelligent". Your solution is dumb There's no 100% probability that the 'wrong gmail' is also not taken Even the weirdest email usernames are already taken

@Jj0nes01 @to_yourscreen @timmyisagod Besides, once you register an email you get a one time prompt message from jamb in your email with a code or something. Changing your email won’t solve that, all you will get are subsequent messages which is why you are encouraged to triple check your entries b4 registering.

@d_LastWatcher @to_yourscreen @timmyisagod Bro you didn’t answer him, what if someone else has the email what does the candidate do.

@Jj0nes01 @to_yourscreen @timmyisagod The thing is the chances of someone else having that same email already are quite low. Most times error in email addresses are just simple alphabetical or numerical displacements. JohnJones01@gmail for johnjo’b’es01. The chances of someone having that already is low

CHAMPIONS!!!!! 🏆 🟡🔵

@callmebson @Cristiano @AlNassrFC_EN @AlNassrFC You think everyone is like that burger FC midget??

@Cristiano @AlNassrFC_EN @AlNassrFC You have to rig to win the league next time win it like a man😒

@to_yourscreen @timmyisagod Most of you are so retarded you find every reason to degrade Nigeria and you do so very ignorantly so often. Read the context of the complaint again and think for yourself. I have promised not to argue with any muttonhead trying to be half smart on Twitter anymore.

@d_LastWatcher @timmyisagod And if someone already does? How do you people reason self? Have entire gone mad or cursed😡 what will it take jamb to have change of email option in their portal 🤷🏽‍♂️ Even the lowest of fintech and companies have the option for the website.