Daci™

I just came out to have a good time (under this streetlight) and I’m feeling so attacked right now (by moths)

most of the time life is like “wat” but sometimes it’s like “WHAT ?!?”

at long last

Anyone who uses that weird curly text as their default phone font cannot be trusted

“I’ve never taken the high road. But I tell other people to, because then there’s more room for me on the low road.”

Is it ok to bring this 10 year old joke back?

@MikeZiemer Y’all do your best 😌

@daciface Men fumble everything

If I were a football player I would simply not fumble the ball

“We put the MAS in CHRISTMAS! Live más.” - Taco Bell probably

Do people tweet in the morning?

All the things I want to be into are so expensive

Girls will caption a photo like “yeah life is weird” while their entire existence is disintegrating into the ether

I’m thankful for grief because it’s proof I have loved.

@quietcompanytx I’m just out here scaring off all the dysfunctional basketballs who can’t game worth a damn

Dating is like going to a gym to play basketball and every time you do, you get hit in the face with a basketball. But you keep going to the gym anyway and keep getting hit in the face. And you’re like “well I have to keep putting myself out there” while your nose bleeds

You should never have to justify your place in someone’s life.

@dandeerhead TRYING

Just wanna thank the @AbbottCampaign for desperately and aggressively pushing their HEINOUS online ads, assuring that anyone who sees them will definitely vote for Beto. Y’all are doing the work FOR us 😘😘😘

Napped so hard I woke up on a different plane of existence

You know what’s cooler than picking a hill to die on? Dying in the arms of someone u love