John

I <3 Bank Trips

Brb imma go book another tropical vacation

My cheapest watch yet still one of my favorites

Stepping in dog shit going to work has gotta be the worse way to start the day 😭 clean up after your dog yooooo

Your brain can learn anything if you practice it daily.

Type shiiiiii 😫

“Bro can you go out tonight? Nah man I am broke.” Roth IRA: $81,264.22 Taxable: $248,553.19 Checking: $43.59 This is the way.

Mami, eres lo que quiero

Forgot to show yall my new quarterzip

Rick Pitino is a great fucking coach but my god Prey was 100% from the field and playing great defense and played about 30 seconds of the 2nd Quarter 😭😭WTFFF

Grew a beard then shaved it .. I’m back now !!!

Never needed anything more in my life

NO BAD DAYS IN APRIL. AFFIRM IT!!!

Anyways, fuck trump, fuck ice and if u supper that, fuck ur mom too, cry about it bitch

I feel like I could do all of them but I’ll just say 4

Can’t wait to go to Texas in May 😫