Dan Const

Harleylujah.

Don Bradman better.

This is exactly why you can’t have teams playing against teams who played in opening round. #AFLSunsEagles

@7AFL I think he said "hey guys - jake waterman here" @backchat__

In the uncertain days of 2020, there was a Zoom call with all the AFL captains. One of them changed the entire mood with his words and got the ball rolling... Joel Selwood. Watch the full episode of Unfiltered: 7plus.com.au/unfiltered

@Merilvingien it's a great point.... at least we got you thinking about it!

@dan_const doesn't the umlaut in the Füll+ mean it would be pronounced Fuel? Has Duolingo taught me wrong?

@adampaps You killed it!

Was pumped to get the chance to call Origin last night. Was a terrific buildup to the game & exceeded expectations. It’s only Feb but the atmosphere felt almost like a final in that last quarter. What a terrific launchpad for bringing the concept back to top level Aussie Rules.

@cleary_mitch 😂😂😂😂 he’s going to win like 5 brownlows

“I’m happy to be a part of that and I want to be a part of that.” More from Harley Reid on the next wave of Eagles:

@PerthWildcats Guys it’s time to give me my shot. I’ve applied every week for 9 years.

One year on since Neil Teo made the halfcourt shot, and then backed it up at shootaround 🤯 Register now for your chance to WIN 4 tickets to a Perth Wildcats home game & take a halfcourt shot to WIN $10K: bit.ly/4a91NvS

@alexiapesce @WestCoastEagles @abcsport yikes

.@WestCoastEagles defender Brady Hough’s ankle injury is worse than first thought. The 22 year-old hurt his ankle at training on Thursday and it’s likely he’ll miss the first half of the season. Huge blow to the backline, Hough played 22 games last year. @abcsport

@CalTwomey @adrianjhoughton

Christian Petracca dominant today at Suns training. Looks as fit as he’s been, damaging through midfield & forward half. He’s back to his prime years of power and pace after Suns paid up to get him and Melbourne landed great picks in a trade that made sense for all. Suns stacked.

@stkildafc Thanks guys

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@CrazyVibes_1 @_DHOTYA

I run a pawn shop. You see a lot of sadness here. A kid, maybe 12, came in with a guitar. It was a cheap acoustic, scratched up. "How much?" he asked. "I need to buy my mom a birthday present." I looked at the guitar. It was worth maybe $10. "Play me something," I said. He played. He wasn't great, but he had heart. He closed his eyes and strummed. "You know," I said, scratching my beard. "That's a rare model. vintage wood." "It is?" "Yeah. I can give you $50 for it. But on one condition." "What?" "You can't sell it. You have to keep it here on 'loan' and come practice on it twice a week. If you don't practice, the deal is off." He took the $50. He bought his mom a necklace. He comes in every Tuesday and Thursday. He’s getting better. I’m not buying a guitar. I’m investing in a musician. Anonymous

@ChrisPinnock1 @_DHOTYA

About 6 months ago, my neighbor asked me if I wouldn't mind sharing my Wi-Fi password. I decided to give it to him because it wouldn't cost me anything extra, and because I got along with him. Yesterday, as I was getting out of the car, the neighbor was at his door, getting ready to come outside. I stopped to talk a bit as he held the door open. He happily told me he now had Netflix. At that, jokingly I said: ′′I work hard, I barely have time to watch TV, but, if you could lend me your password to watch some shows, I would appreciate it ". A voice was heard in the distance, coming from inside the house. It was his wife, ′′We can't give the password to her, because I'm the one who pays the bill and I can't share it." The man apologized and I said it was no problem. We kept talking about other things, and as I left, he stayed working outside. When I happened to look outside a little while later, I noticed the man's wife come outside. She seemed very nervous and upset. They both went into the house. After a few minutes, he and his wife came to my door to tell me the Wi-Fi password wasn't working anymore. I looked at them and said, ′′ I changed my password, because it's me paying the bill and I can't share it ". The wife turned red and tried to say something, but I said, ′′Ma'am, I have my network and you have your Netflix, everything is fine and everyone is happy". They turned around and left. They never spoke to me again. _______________________________ This story isn't mine, but here's the lesson I learned from it: *Friendship must be mutual! *Love must be mutual! *Loyalty must be mutual! In 2026 I intend to return silence with silence, absences with absences, affection with affection, friendship with friendship, and loyalty with loyalty! No more one-sided feelings! Feelings must be mutual!

@Evan_M_G don't ever tweet again plz

Mason has started a new position

@CalTwomey @AFLcomau NOOOOOOOOOO

Nic Martin will miss all of 2026 after having follow-up knee surgery on Thursday. Martin was set to miss most of next year already but the surgery will put the focus on a return in 2027. @AFLcomau

@BamaSaltyMarine @_DHOTYA

Lady: do you drink beer? Me: yes. Lady: how many per day? Me: 3. Lady: how much do you pay per beer? Me: $5 each including tip. Lady: how long have you been drinking? Me: about 20 years. Lady: 3 beers a day equates to $450 per month or $5,400 per year. In 20 years, that's $108,000. Me: sounds correct. Lady: did you know that if you put that money into a savings account, that after interest, you would have had enough money to buy a plane? Me: do you drink beer? Lady: no. Me: where's your fucking plane?

@readie_32 @WillSchofield @backchat__ 😬😬😬

@dan_const @WillSchofield @backchat__ ginbey must be downing 4 mt barker chickens a day

@teachthemx3 @_DHOTYA

I had a new student in my Algebra II class. She was homeschooled previously, and this was her first experience in public school. Two days in, she’s already unerolling. I’m not surprised, given our last conversation. Her words when I asked her what she thought: “I wanted to see what all the hype was and maybe go to prom, but this isn’t for me. Most of class is spent waiting for everyone to open their Chromebooks or figure out what to do after the teacher has literally said it 5 times. And, I can’t use the bathrooms because of all the vaping.” I knew it wasn’t going to work when she brought back an entire unit packet (meant to be completed over 2 weeks) the next day. And no, she didn’t use AI. I asked her a few questions and she could explain the most difficult concepts verbally. She even offered her advice on how the sequencing of the packet could be improved.

@wheresshelly Freo v Essendon

Found some old photos I took, who wants to try figure out which game this is? #foreverfreo

@cleary_mitch @7NewsMelbourne @7AFL Pardon

Clubs have been informed the AFL is introducing Wildcard Weekend for 2026. 7th v 10th 8th v 9th To be played on the weekend of the current pre-finals bye. Essentially the finals is expanding to a 10-team structure @7NewsMelbourne @7AFL