Sam

If I were you, yes you....I would keep it real and down to earth.

@KwikirizaNova @nextradio_ug Ugandans are slow. It hurts!

About two week’s ago when I went for a radio show at @nextradio_ug , I shared a waiting room with Yusuf Nsibambi and Hon. Lutamaguzi. The former kept bringing up stories and I made it clear to him that I wasn’t interested as I made myself busy on my phone and pretended not to hear until he kept quiet and then I personally initiated a conversation with the later, sympathizing with him on how he was cheated during elections. Anyway, I had come to advise our beloved party NRM on how to beat NUP hands down. So, since NUP depends and survives on political prisoners for funding, why don’t we release all of them and see where NUP will get the funding from? My mighty NRM party, let’s suffocate that group of terrorists and release all the political prisoners at once, I’m sure the small party won’t last a week. Yours, Gideon Nova Kwikiriza A strong NRM supporter

@EKeisire Yep

@deFella2 Too tricky but this can work

Working 8-8 and 6/7 a week, how do I fix time for gym and workouts? I need help 🥹

This is hilarious, sad and true.

“Open the Strait of Hormuz or I’m closing the Strait of Hormuz”

Home, again! Mission complete. I hope we glorified God, humanity, our families and our terrific teams a @NASA and @csa_asc. Time to share the good news!

This video is legendary😂👏

If suitors of your daughter come to you asking what they should bring for ‘bride price’ to marry her, apart from symbolic items, do not negotiate as though in a market. Your daughter is not an object for sale, and cannot be equated to anything. Don’t make the man feel like they have bought your daughter and she’s now their property to treat as they please. If it’s a token of appreciation, tokens are neither demanded nor negotiated for. No matter how much we may sanitise it, any negotiation involving items is trade. The values around the practice can be preserved without the commodification of girls.

You can dislike Mikel, but he is not far from the truth. You cannot spend a billion and be playing like this. 10 corners today by the way. They kept spamming it, but god of football said NOT TODAY.

This is comedy gold 😭😭😭

Yeah sex is great but have you ever scrolled on X after Arsenal lose a game?

She just reverse-engineered the psychology of every high-performer who can't turn off. You can't tell a firefighter to nap. Their entire identity is built around staying alert when everyone else is asleep. Telling them to rest triggers the same resistance as telling them to quit. "Let's watch a show" works because it reframes rest as togetherness. He didn't agree to sleep. He agreed to spend time with her. Sleep was just the side effect. The best people in your life don't argue with your stubbornness. They just build a trap you walk into willingly.

@DrAggrey13_Ug @TinkasiimireBa2 The end goal as men is not who writes the best English but how much is the English making you earn? No?

@TinkasiimireBa2 I’m starting to question this guy, literally every tweet from him either has a grammatical error or has a misspelt word. @TinkasiimireBa2 , it’s Regret not Regrate.

Don't make me regrate the vote igave you as my needy president!!! This man is torturing innocent citizens. He abducted me simply i said idont support him to succeed his father. He fought me out of Buyaga west mp seat and he is chest thumbing for torturing people as if he is God!!

Looks like Arsenal has yielded under pressure and moved away from the haram corners with harassing of GKs. But this also seems to coincide with their loss in form. Have they been so reliant on the tactics, and without them are they not as good as we imagined they actually were?

You remember this Burnley fan who got tired of Kompany's style of football?

@kalyxmoses @xym11336600 Man. They should just pass me a knife. Biting might not do anything to it

@xym11336600 @deFella2 In such a situation I would bite the dog back 😉

孩子是多么的无助，公共场合狗要牵上绳子。听惯了那句话“我家的狗不咬人”

Oh boy 😆

Needed at Utd.

@TamaleDerryz @WKwinn Oh. Let me check her out.

@deFella2 @WKwinn He's copying a lady called Sarah jan on tiktok

But you also mimic a female voice in your videos,"omwami wangi yabadde ayoya.........", why not embrace the fact that you're a male who can cook and use your male voice and pronouns? Like ,"mukyaala wange yabadde ayoya......." Regardless, your food content is breathtaking👏