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What archaeologists will find 500 years from now

@horrormuseum When you order Disney costumes form Temu...

Traumatized for life!

@WrestleVotes Night 1? Wrestlemania is 2 nights now?

WrestleMania Night 1 is in the books…Let’s hear it. Good? Bad? Indifferent?

@StarWarsDaily_ They turned the best bounty hunter ever into a pussy hanging out with emo kids. So, no

Do you want a season 2 of The Book of Boba Fett?

@Laurie0801 Because it's not free, will come out of our pockets, will be MASSIVE fraud, lead to worse healthcare, cause shortages of doctors and long wait times.

@ncorreyna Your gigolo

What job would you love to do if the pay wasn't as bad?

@timburchett All my life I've wanted the government to disclose what they know about UFOs. But after a lifetime of watching government I'm now at the point I won't believe a word they say about it.

I’m ready and it’s time G-Man.

@b4bybrat2001 Il tuo fritto aveva ragione

il mio amico mi ha consigliato di postare anche questa

@DemzDeliver The guy that took a surplus into a deficit of tens of billions of dollars did what now?

🚨 Gavin Newsom has signed legislation requiring all high schools to teach their students financial literacy.

@sw1ssarmyknife Beautiful from any angle...

Everyone calling me ugly is delulu

@elenaaellen Don't forget the hunks of metal in your face...

Malheureusement, je suis tout ce que les hommes ne veulent pas : - De droite - Drôle - Affectueuse - Je ne nie rien 🤭 - Je déteste les gauchistes

@StarWarsDaily_ Top 3 SW!

What are your opinions on Rogue One?

@CaledonianKitty Nuns Have No Fun is.... Kind of a love song, right?

You're trying to seduce someone. What's the perfect band to put on??? [Enigma]

@EVILSCRE4M Every time I watch this movie I'm like "Meh, she's worth it"

Audition (1999)

@BDisgusting I like him, just can't take him serious. He's funny. Serious roles not for him

Steve Zahn will star in deep space sci-fi thriller SENTINEL, expected in 2027. An engineer trapped in a drifting escape pod must uncover who is sabotaging his chances of survival before his oxygen runs out. Rick Gomez directs.

@__my__at 3 1 = I was SUPER tired for like 2 days. Sickly about a week 2 = got the sniffles, took Ivermectin, was fine 2 days later 3 = Thought it was a mild cold, took a test anyway. Was fine in a few days with usual D3, zinc, querecitin combo. Basically just a runny nose

If you’re unvaccinated, how many times have you died with covid?

Dinner served - Oyster pizza 🍕