Dave 🇺🇸

@SamaHoole I go with anthropology. Hominids ate raw meat as far back as 2.5 million years ago. They started cooking meat about 500,000 years ago. They started farming about 10,000 years ago. So we’ve been eating grains for about 0.004% of hominid existence.

@FoodPleaser Slice of cheese

Sloppy Joe’s… are you a fan?

@WilliamShatner My ex has a photo with you

How many people have my autograph versus how many people have a check from me? 🤨🤷🏼

@Iberianamerica Well, Italy, but Mexico is probably second.

No other country has better food than Mexico Mexico is #1 🇲🇽

@FoodPleaser They closed all the Ruby Tuesday restaurants near me, but they had a similar dish. When I was on Keto I’d order that, a side of asparagus, and the salad bar. Delish.

Creamy Bacon Chicken

@BloodstainedMen Uncircumcised men and women are desperate to convince circumcised men that we’ve been robbed and traumatized, but since it never happened to them, they don’t know wtf they are talking about. They haven’t experienced it, so they know nothing about it. Just noise.

Circumcised men are desperate to believe that their loss and suffering did not harm them. The process of coming to grips with #circumcision & loss of foreskin is a painful realization.

@Strawberryice54 I actually had to make this for my mother-in-law for her birthday. She loved it. Actual cake made by me.

Eat or Skip?

@dmbkparker I bought one for Microsoft Flight Simulator. I’ve never flown lol Just wanted to learn how it works.

You need to know that in the year of our Lord 2026 these are still used to train pilots to calculate fuel consumption, wind drift, and ground speed.

@lippyent I brought them in my lunchbox in elementary school. Nobody would sit near me lol

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@AvaGrace9211 Sam Goody

I miss going to the record store!

@_we_love_food I used to hate them. But then I discovered if I used thinly sliced Roma tomatoes salted and peppered, they are actually delicious.

Do you like BLTs?

@CaleCrypto Absolutely.

Learning to cook tasty and nutritious meals for yourself and your family is the number one most important skill you can have

@carnivore_jt I occasionally go to my favorite diner on Saturday morning and splurge on pancakes but always with eggs and bacon. Other than that, I haven’t eaten breakfast fast in decades.

I skip breakfast every day. Zero issues with adrenaline or cortisol spikes. No issues with blood sugar, appetite, abdominal fat or metabolic syndrome. Maybe skipping breakfast isn't a big deal after all 🤷‍♂️

I made my own lunch when I was in school. A thermos full of a nice soup. I preferred clam chowder (either Manhattan or New England). A healthy sandwich. I preferred olive loaf. And some fruit. I purchased the milk from the cafeteria. The school served the typical square pizza, hot dogs, etc.

Average American school lunch vs average Japanese school lunch. Childhood obesity in US (2-19 yo): 21% Childhood obesity in Japan (2-19 yo): 4% Ozempic for kids coming soon in the US because we feed them poison. Questions?

@WallStreetApes The last time I went to Miller’s, it was delicious. The rest of it is crap.

Private equity firms are buying classic American food restaurants and destroying the quality and raising prices Popular places now owned by private equity firms Carl’s Jr. Sonic Arby’s Buffalo Wild Wings Jimmy John’s Baskin-Robbins Dunkin’ Auntie Anne’s Moe’s Southwest Grill Jamba Carvel Schlotzsky’s McAlister’s Deli Cinnabon Hardee’s Miller’s Ale House Jim ’N Nick’s Community Bar-B-Q Subway “They've all been bought out by private equity firms. If you've noticed, the quality at food chains keeps getting worse while the prices increase. This is why — Private equity has been busy consolidating restaurants to cut labor, install their own operators, extract fees, and maximize profits” “This is only the tip of the iceberg”

@WilliamShatner Only if they have that paper record on the back

I know that people collect all kinds of things; what about cereal boxes? Is there a collector’s market for that?🤷🏼

@nypost My mother would beat my ass with a dictionary if I did something like this.

Pennsylvania teens get probation after using AI to create fake nudes of classmates trib.al/vcJUac4

@OutofGalaxyy cpubenchmark.net

While searching for a new Windows Laptop, I’ve realised one thing: the chip naming system on current Windows computers is SO FUCKING BAD Cause wdym you have Intel with their Core i3, i5, i7, i9, Core 3, 5, 7, 9, Core Ultra 3, 5, 7, 9, then you have versions like 256U, 255U, 235U, 225U, models like 14900KS, 14900K, 14900, 14900KF, 14900F, 14700, 14700T, 14600K etc etc etc Then you have AMD with their Ryzen 3, 5, 7, 9 2000 series, 3000 series, 4000 series, 5000 series, 7000 series, 8000 series, 9000 series, Ryzen AI 5 440G, 440GE, 435G, 435GE, AI 7 450G, 450GE etc etc Like HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHICH ONE TO GET A LAPTOP WITH??? How am I supposed to understand all that???? Apple has an M3 Ultra, M4/Pro/Max, M5/Pro/Max, and an A18 Pro in their MacBook Neo available right now. THATS IT.

Really tired of my timeline filling up with women and uncircumcised men telling me how traumatized I am and how unsatisfying sex is for me. There’s no way you’d know that. You don’t know what tf you are talking about. Stop gaslighting. It’s propaganda.

@SusieM414141 I had an argument with an ex about that. It’s ground up, mixed with other stuff, and pressed into a loaf. She thought it was whole roast beef.

Real meat or not? Check out this meat from an Arby's order. If you got this, would you eat it? Either it's fake meat or they didn't cut or shred it correctly. I'm glad I don't eat fast food.

@omgsidewalks Food addiction = sales

"Why is there so much sugar in everything?"