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@wonkypixlz how you gonna tell ME a WOMAN how my body works. lmfaooo you are honestly pathetic 😭

all this orgasm discourse… just learn where the clit is. make her cum before you do. it’s not rocket science

@keyofB_Platt !!!!

@despairations Try different things and if she reacts well to something, do more of that thing. Pay attention to what she likes. Focus on her reactions and she will be putty in your hands. Put your dick away until she’s exhausted from orgasms. You’re welcome

I get the ick when people don’t tip 20%

have you eaten? (i love you). did you get enough sleep last night? (i love you). how do you feel today? (i love you). did you have a nice day? (i love you). will you come on a walk with me? (i love you). here's some fruit I cut up for you. (i love you) (i love you) (i love you).

not to sound like a potted plant but sunlight and fresh air really makes a difference

@kennyishydrated happy birthday kenny!!

my coworkers have learned to not bring up the bering strait around me because I will not shut the fuck up about it

stop messaging me asking me if I sell content. I’m posting tummy for the love of the game

marrying someone very funny is on my list. i have to laugh, we have to laugh.

Hi. Kidding obviously. Unless you want

thank you black mold. thats a wonderful idea black mold

i took her to my pentmouse then i squeaked it

the way I fold instantly when my bf rubs my waist/hips… sir you can have anything you want. anything at all

ummm yeah

will never forget the girl i hooked up with who had peanut shells all over her bedroom floor like it was Texas Roadhouse. i think we could’ve built a really scary life together

The horrors persist but so do libraries, books, iced coffee, sunsets, trees, the word ‘fuck’, the moon and the sea.

When the blueberry muffin got crystallized sugar on it

okay I’m officially dunepilled. dune 2 was sick