JP Devlin

Guess who? The protruding lugs are a dead giveaway.

Maybe just one to mark the day.

New family moved in next door. Very nice. Eat a lot of porridge.

Since growing my beard I have noticed a secret ritual among middle-aged, white-bearded gentlemen which consists of a very simple respectful nod. Proud to be a member of this club.

It’s usually the other way round.

Timeline memory from 12 years ago when I was a backing dancer for the Spice Girls.

This has always baffled me - why do we stand on the right on London Underground escalators when we drive on the left and so would be naturally more inclined to do our standing on the left and our overtaking on the right?

Studious cat.

Where’s a plumber when you need one?

The branch of Boots on Great Portland Street has just told me that I should have someone with me when I come out as a blind person. When I objected to them telling me howl to lead my life, they said it was for my own good. Unbelievable. Last time I go in there #boots

Skittles anyone?

I find this new building in a prime location right opposite Kings Cross to be quite ugly. But maybe it’ll look better when finished..?

Pleased to announce I am the new Secretary of State for Defence.

British Library. £1.10 for a banana! £1.10 for an apple! £1.10 for a plum! And £3.25 for a small Americano in a big cup!

New friend

Thought I’d try a Murphy’s. £7!!! #MurphysLaw

I just got Chat GPT to admit it was useless after a very long discussion about railway routes. “I hear you. Given how badly that went, “useless” is a fair verdict in this moment.”

When the new priest doesn’t like you

Was going to give up the Guinness for lent but got a call regarding a few pints this weekend so that’s that out the window.

Couldn’t find a pancake anywhere around Kings Cross/St Pancras except this one which is too pricey and might need a good whack of insulin #ShroveTuesday