Albert Jaragua Corado 🔻

That cop in Uvalde having his lock screen be the punisher logo and him being scared to take on an active shooter is truly the perfect encapsulation of how cops see themselves vs who they really are.

April 11th! Our biggest event ever with For Your Viewing Pleasure and People’s Marketplace, it’s NoChella a fundraiser for Lebanon and Palestine with the best vendors and musicians. For us, by us. givebutter.com/nochella

Buying this so everyone knows I love to crank my shit

@GregDB2011 It's pretty good! A little peachy

@digitalurn I’ve never had jalea de níspero. How does it taste?

Made some jam using the loquats from the tree in the courtyard of my apartment complex. Solid first batch

Just gonna start using "a man's got to have a code" as an excuse for then I fall short or fuck something up

You know, I've always found it helpful to place armed goons with itchy trigger fingers who are severely emotionally disturbed in more public places!

Inglewood PD murdered 37 y/o Black father Brian Bostic last week. "Bryan leaves behind his beautiful daughter — his heart & soul, his purpose, his everything. Everything he did was for her." The post below has 1k+ likes but GFM is at $696. Share & donate: gofundme.com/f/support-brya…

Not the type of fun I'm trying to have right now, CVS!!

White people be like "my dog has psychoanalysis 3 times a week"

Since I've been in China, every time I need to take a shit I say, "I need to see a man about the year of the horse"

I went to the Fish Appreciating Tower and no one knew you :(

China fucking rules!

@_tlr_ Eating some of the best food of my entire life every single day I've been here. Haven't had a bad meal. Been in Yunnan the whole time

@digitalurn How’s the food 🤤 food tour of china is my dream

Been in China for a week and have been pointed at and stared at in disbelief for the entire time but tonight a couple finally had the courage to ask to take a photo with me. I give the people what they want! Guess they've never seen a beefy Mexican up close!

Rented a scooter in China and now I'm unstoppable

You never hear about Roy G Biv anymore. Dude fell off

I've been walking by this burned photobooth photo of this random couple for the last week on my walks with my dog. Sorry for your loss.

Can I come over to your house and do this?

@citizenrobot The very same! Love that place

@digitalurn Lol which one? The one on San Fernando? I like their dedicated liquor store set up

Shout out to Super King for playing The Stooges' "I wanna be your dog" Not sure why they're playing that in a grocery store but I support it