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@young_inhuman i was just alluding to the versatility of polish swear words hehe, but yeah unfortunately if you ever want to say anything theres some actual grammar at the scene of the crime

@docthebased Nahh this has too much structure Its probably close to sth like jesteś kurwa zjebany jebiesz mnie kurwa...

probably just “kurwa” a bunch of times in my experience

NO I AM NOT THINKING ABOUT UNIVERSITY FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

@AelinTheFire great minds think alike my friend

@AelinTheFire making chocolate cornflake cakes rn and i literally JUST thought the same thing that’s crazy

@Mercy_EU_ they both start with ant and i’ve never seen the two of them in the same place before sooo

@docthebased Why did u just find out those are two completely different people...

holy shit i just realised antvenom and antfrost are different people

@Mercy_EU_ yes, mercy?

@docthebased Doc......

@AshTheFire_ it may have taken me a good 5 years to come to this realisation

@docthebased doc????

the shootout exists?

@storysonstage jesuss "i know exactly what's wrong with him, i don't care and i'm not even scared to say that"

@docthebased the fact that he said “my female audience won’t like that he’s here” speaks volumes to me and means i will never engage in that man’s content ever again

i will never trust a man because why is a certain creator still being allowed in collaborations after displaying blatant misogyny. and that being joked about? don’t piss me off

@storysonstage rightt thank you. i'm not really that into ukyt atm but literally every time i've seen the guy in videos i've been icked out lol

@docthebased ab being in the new g3orge c!arke video. censoring because i’m too employed and old to argue w his fans

goats know goats

i should be allowed to bring marcel proust back from the dead just so i could kill him slowly and painfully

praying for a wu yize vs ronnie o’sullivan world final btw

MY GOATS

Such a random post but if anyone seeing Gorillaz tonight in Manchester, night 1, finds and picks up a Paddington bear teddy keyring from the bottom left of the floor, I’ll literally pay you to give him back He means more to me than words can describe.

don’t know whether to be sad or happy, i just hope he wins the title!!!