Donna Brotherhood

@suziruffell and your grandad lighting a Catherine wheel with a fag, not going down well with American crowd! :-)

@suziruffell thought you and @tomallencomedy were hilarious, thanks for coming to Barton! there's a Barton in Burton to confuse matters more

nope! i hate twitter! twitter.com/ConElise2006/s…

@LizzerGoo Happy birthday bum hole, hope you having nice time innit. U bin gon vanished off fb again. Xxxx

@LizzerGoo it is soooooooo confusabobbing!

Still haven't got a friggin clue how this shit works @LizzerGoo :-)

Shit

@AdamRealBuxton Alot of people seem to want the 'friends' song Adam. Release it and ye shall have a solid gold Christmas tree by advent.

That's the problem, I am on my phone, I have however worked it out now. Cheers Stevie @Rialobran @doncon

All I wanna do is change my email profile pic!! How do???

I'm not a thick person, but this twitter baffles me. I want to like it, but it's too hard!!!

Dodgy gear?? Happy birthday Lily Xxx @MrsLRCooper

@vickylarking i only came on here to see if @RyanGosling was up to much, like see if he'd be visiting burton soon and the like. xxx

@vickylarking it makes my arsehole throb with anguish. hehe. it's just taken me this long to figure out how to reply to you. you were quick

Oi, Ryan, get Tweeting, people need a piece of your poo pie @RyanGosling Thankyou please xxx

i really do not understand Twitter.

@tiffa_fisha I am much the same. I can talk all day with the written word, but face to face I'm a mumbling wreck! And as for the phone...

@RealBobMortimer Didley Squat

@serafinowicz @reddit wow! That Roy brown should have been given an honesty medal! Stories like this makes me wish superman was still alive!

@AlanCarr what about abit of breakfast muffin Alan?