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People don’t realize this and I think about the craziness of this all the time
Aakash Gupta@aakashgupta

The universe is a time machine and the math on the distance ladder will break your brain. 2,000 light-years gets you Rome. Go to 500 light-years and you're watching the Black Plague consume Europe in real time. At 80 light-years, you catch World War II. At 4.24 light-years, the nearest star system, Alpha Centauri, the light arriving right now left Earth in 2022. Someone there is watching us argue about whether GPT-4 is sentient. Now scale that in the other direction. The Andromeda Galaxy is 2.5 million light-years away. An observer there right now sees Earth before modern humans existed. They're watching early hominids figure out stone tools. They have no idea what's coming. The closest alien civilization is statistically estimated at 33,000 light-years away. They would be watching humans invent agriculture for the first time. Writing hasn't been invented yet. Cities don't exist. From their perspective, we are a species that just figured out how to plant wheat. Here's what makes the physics cruel. To actually see a human-sized object on Earth from just 20 light-years away, you'd need a telescope array roughly 100 million kilometers across. That's more than half the diameter of Earth's orbit around the Sun. To see Rome from 2,000 light-years? The optics required would be larger than our solar system. The light is real. The photons that bounced off Roman soldiers are still traveling outward at 300,000 km/s right now, carrying that information forever. The universe has a perfect recording of every moment in Earth's history, expanding in all directions at the speed of light. The problem was never distance. The problem is that no civilization, no matter how advanced, can build a lens big enough to read it.

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Who decided toasted coconut is better than just coconut
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Everything about this government is trash, starting with the orange turd
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@dougfunnny_ These and rpf1s are the lightest wheel you can buy for the price.
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Sneak peek 👀
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495 is a parking lot this morning 😡
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@zubic_eth Everyone’s too preoccupied on their phones, it’s crazy actually
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zubic@zubic_eth·
@dougfunnny_ Was thinking this earlier on the freeway
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No one can drive anymore.
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Can’t wait to get my car back.
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Maybe I’ll start tweeting again
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@Pricerrors First off, 6 airheads should be nowhere near $12
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Price Errors@Pricerrors·
POTENTIAL AMAZON ERROR ON GOLD STANDARD PROTEIN $8.52 on Amazon Haul But...shows $17.05 on the regular Amazon site Add 2x to cart to avoid shipping fees (Should be $18 total) Literally less than $1 PER protein shake pricedoffers.com/dq25m
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Ya just never know, ya know
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Tarot Dori | Tarot & Kahve Falı | Randevular Açık
Eğer bunu 5-6 Ocak’ta görüyorsan, bu bir işarettir. Bu gece sen uyurken, hayatındaki HER ŞEY değişmek üzere. Hayatın bir anda 100 kat daha iyi olacak. Bunu atlama. Çünkü sabah uyandığında telefonunda beklediğin o mesaj olacak. Uzun zamandır hazır olan şey artık sana geliyor. “565” yaz.
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What are we paying taxes for?
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NEW WEBSITE IS LIVE! cannasapiens.io This is Phase 1. New dashboard, marketplace, and the first wave of holder badges are now active. Lots more coming. Phase 2 will build on this in 2026.
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Creative custom jeans idea! 👖
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OVER 90% OFF VERA BRADLEY BAGS $100 bags ringing up for as low as ONLY $9 Similar bags going for $40+ at other retailers Free shipping included with various styles to choose from mavely.app.link/AZ1t9TaysZb
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