jonathan

when its june -1st and your son already gay

It probably feels good as fuck to be a white man with a family and commit a murder suicide

@zerocheri Boooo so boring

@downleftrightup Not rn im going to the mall

@zerocheri Right now today

@downleftrightup When twin

@zerocheri Put me on big bro

@downleftrightup Yes

why my females oomfies are so beautiful im lowkey pissed because no men deserve that

@vivipipiwiwi Many people have been saying this

can i be straight and listen to underscores and jane remover

@R_A_King_ @krspwn

my hb with a fine ass sister telling me he got gender dysphoria

when a man has nothing to be proud of in life, like a high randubs win percentage, schustats ranking, or subregion pr placement, he turns to meaningless nonsense like academic success, a fulfilling job, or a long-term relationship

@devilmayqueue Tap in 📲

im trying to die of natural causes this summer

When it’s Memorial Day and no one fw you

being single is so awesome bc I can do whatever I want (nothing) go see whomever I want (no one) and go out whenever I want (never)

@fireatmyheeIs heat lamps for the plates/food your tacos couldve been ready for a bit

How do Mexican restaurants even get their plates to reach the temperatures that they reach I just got these tacos and sustained a 3rd degree burn

“Men used to go to war” Well now we gay and like boys