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@emye_cool @YhungProf0 Always these regional names 🤣🤣

I hope you know it's a loan? And you will pay for it even with tax. NELFUND is a sc@m and it's another tool the politicians are using in embezzling our funds. That been said, as a lover of education, I congratulate your achievement. But I pray you find a good job. You should not come and occupy the POS labour market. In ALL things, thank your God for seeing you through.

Amid the flood of felicitations following my convocation as Overall Best Graduating Student of LAUTECH, I find it necessary to address the stir around my NELFUND appreciation post. I accept the praise, life changing offers and the backlash, in good faith. Still, it is only fair to set the record straight. I hail from a village in Osun State, raised in a modest family of five. I attended public primary and secondary schools, not by choice, but because even the most inexpensive private schools were beyond our means. Even then, survival itself; food and clothing was a daily struggle. I walked miles to school each morning, while my parents laboured as jacks-of-all-trades to make ends meet. For nine defining years before I entered university, we lived within sight of basic amenities yet beyond our reach, no electricity, no television; just lanterns and candles. Against these odds, I earned a scholarship and now this distinction. In my third year, a coursemate’s father, someone I had once tutored academically, gifted me my first smartphone which I am still using till now. On several occasions, lecturers, moved by quiet compassion, provided me with clothing. There are many other instances, too numerous to recount. So, I say this plainly, not all of us are born with a silver spoon. Some of us climbed the ladder by holding on to every rung of legitimate support we could find. As an engineering student aspiring to make academic history, should I resort myself to blaming my family’s financial situation for my inability to afford fees and essentials like a reliable smartphone or laptop needed for skills and certifications? For me personally, NELFUND was not incidental; it was instrumental and to acknowledge what helped one’s journey is neither propaganda nor misplaced allegiance. It is simply an act of appreciation. Thank you @NELFUND and everyone that contributed to this success! Greatness awaits all of Us.

@IdrisZekeriJnr You go wail tire 🤣🤣🤣

He borrowed $6billion 3 weeks ago! There is absolutely nothing to show.

@Tufab Victor Ikpeba

Victor Agali, Victor Nsofor, Victor Osimen. Victor Boniface. Which other Victor played for Nigeria?

@Waspapping_ @mariolexxx @abdullahayofel @RealAdeshina Arole

Give me a good Yoruba name, guys Cc @mariolexxx @abdullahayofel @RealAdeshina

@NaijaOclock Just a reminder dickhead 🤣

@drayly01 But you still engaged. EDUCATED ILLITERATE

BREAKING: The executhief presido for Naija, His Disexcellency Alhaji LOANado AMODA will soon sell the country to China.

@stayEminent They are not relegated because of Tottenham. They are relegated because of WestHam point. Burnley cant obviously win the next 5 games.

But how are they relegated when they're 11 points behind Tottenham ? What if they win all their remaining 4 matches (12 points) and spurs lose theirs

@novieverest As stupid as you sound, was it INEC that gave a candidate 7 votes in his polling unit 🤣🤣 Irresponsible lots. You wont deal with your own human problems but need an institutional fix like it is not manned by same reflection 🤣

If INEC can lie about something so obvious, it means that INEC will ensure that BVAS won't work and they will call it network issues. INEC is corrupt.

@novieverest You are as dumb as the Igini that once came out to argue 25%. Opposition are not as dumb as you think they are. It is an agreed system and for a fact, that instrument called constitution doesnt know emotin and it keeps evolving. Igini was once there right ?

APC was busy inserting terrible clauses in the Electoral Act. Opposition lawmakers were not even reading anything. With what Mike Igini exposed, these guys have finished us.

First Nigerian to play chess at the DLD conference in Munich🇳🇬

@egi_nupe Na God we take beg am 🤣🤣

He should not try it🤣

@Ifudiya @egi_nupe Lol WE 🤣 Y'all are kinda dumb for real. You hold sway for your region ? Or those applying are borrowed ? Where did you converge to hold the memorandum for WE. You are full of yourselves for real.

@egi_nupe You can apply with your entire village people, we clearly don't want to any under this administration in Nigeria.

By the time others who applied are getting tor highest ranks in the proportion or order in which they joined, I hope you don’t come back to cry bigotry and marginalisation?

@egi_nupe You bet thats gonna happen. 🤣 Just allow their emotions continue on its pedestals.

@attah_akor Atleast he won't offer us a Benue state that bragged a Senate President with over 30yrs in public Service and nothing to brsg about 🤣

Wetin Tinubu won offer you for second term as an average citizen wey e no fit offer you for first term? 🎤

@TheSerahIbrahim Lol reason you all fail. Opposition are expected to be forecasters of events but y'all are blessed with insane lots who are more drifted towards insults or gagging. Hence, seeing beyond the belt holes seems like a step into a termite hole. 🤣

Tinubu has just sacked Wale Edun as Minister of Finance and also Dangiwa as Coordinating Minister of the Economy. I wonder why.

@NaijaOclock It could be your parent oo

BREAKING: I just had a vision that Tinubu is disgraced out of office.

@DmayorofEuston @aonanuga1956 Atleast spell well so your prayers can even breathe from statement deficiency 🤣

@aonanuga1956 @aonanuga1956 it will not be well will you, tinubu himself and all of you around him.

PRESS RELEASE OFFICE OF THE SECRETARY TO THE GOVERNMENT OF THE FEDERATION Tinubu approves minor cabinet reshuffle as Edun, Dangiwa leave FEC .....Oyedele elevated to Finance Minister; Darma ministerial nominee President Bola Ahmed Tinubu has approved a minor cabinet reshuffle in the membership of the Federal Executive Council. According to a memo signed by the Secretary to the Government of the Federation, Senator George Akume, two cabinet members, Mr. Wale Edun and Arc. Ahmed Musa Dangiwa are to leave the cabinet while their replacements have been named. Edun, until the latest development, was the Minister of Finance and Coordinating Minister for the Economy. He has been directed to hand over to Mr. Taiwo Oyedele who is now to take over as Minister of Finance and Coordinating Minister of the Economy. Oyedele was formerly a Minister of State in the ministry. Also Mr. Muttaqha Rabe Darma (PhD .) has been named as the ministerial nominee and minister designate for the Housing and Urban Development Ministry. The memo also directed Dangiwa to hand over to the Minister of State in the ministry. The memo stated that "all handing over and taking over processes should be completed on or before close of business on Thursday 23rd April, 2026." Explaining the President's decision, Akume said: "These changes are aimed at strengthening cohesion, synergy in governance as well as achieving more impactful delivery on the economy to Nigerians, through the Renewed Hope Agenda." He said the President, in approving the cabinet reshuffle, has fully exercised his powers as conferred on him by Sections 147 and 148 of the Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria (1999, as amended). The President thanked the outgoing ministers for their services to the nation while wishing them the best in all their future endeavours. The President, Akume noted, equally assured all cabinet members that "the process of reinvigoration shall be continuous." Signed: Yomi Odunuga, Special Adviser, Media and Publicity to the Secretary to the Government of the Federation 21-04-2026

@DamianOfoegbu @aonanuga1956 It is always these names without cerebrum utilization 🤣 No wonder e dey hard make regional growth happen. 🤣

Wale really insulted jagaban when he refuted his claims about reaching his revenue target whereas it was lies as usual. I knew his sack was inevitable. Jagaban wey no like to hear truth na him you wan kpai with truth 😀😀. You don't say truth while working as member of a government of propaganda and lies. Lessons

@EmpireGreat9 @Imranmuhdz Lol you guys are actually dumb. The Minister obviously got ambition and replacement is needed but you stupidly wrapped it around election. So its by appt that he will retain vote now 🤣🤣

@Imranmuhdz You no appease north when you had time....now wey elections don near....you dey run from pillar to pole like a confused man dey share appointment here and there .. Na that one go save you...? Mr Gonner ....

BREAKING: President Tinubu has relieved Urban and Housing Minister Arc. Ahmed Musa Dangiwa of his position and nominated Mr. Muttaqha Rabe Darma (PhD) as his replacement.

@Deevinneee @immortalstats @StatiSense Irritant dimwit. I only aired whats your useless parents business with my tweet ?

@drayly01 @immortalstats @StatiSense 😂 What opinion did I force down your throat? 😂 I just told you the truth. Apc ronu’s hate the truth. Has Tinubu’s debt profile increased or not? 😂

🇳🇬 SOUTH EAST DOMESTIC DEBT