shen yuan’s #2 malewife

I FORGOT MY HEADPHONES GJERFJTFNKDF

who the fuck decides to rent a narrow five seat car for a seven hour road trip with five grown ass people

why tf do i keep sneezing… whoever’s jerking off to me needs to quit omg

morning i will prolly be a bit inactive today

moot hunt day 12!! ૮₍ ´ ꒳ `₎ა he/him, no dni #svssstwt #tgcftwt #bltwt #promotwtㅤ #jjktwt #bsdtwt #animetwt #anitwt #moothunt like/interact w this post to be moots 🩷🩷 ifb if we have similar interests

@buggerluvver no real i don’t even bother texting my brother anymore cause ik he’s gonna ignore it

istg my sister ignores my messages on purpose. i’m literally just asking her id she wants to go through a drive thru and get some drinks when she picks me up from my appointment tomorrow. open my message omfg. why does she have to make me text her on snap

will continue tomorrow cause i have a lot more but im eepy rn

drinks so much he gives himself alcohol poisoning + needs to be hospitalized for a few days for monitoring n shit. tlj and sy are both obviously extremely worried + sy has tlj stay over at his apartment so they can comfort each other.

tlj x sy + onesided bingqiu modern au w/ mtf tlj and ftm sy and lbh where sy is lbh’s literature teacher in high school who protects him from being bullied by other students for being trans. tlj and sy meet during a parent teacher conference and end up passionately

retook the rice purity test. i should get it lower

@dyllikethepickl cheese

what the HELL DO PEOPLE EAT!!!!!!!

thanks!!!!

@sourberryvi can i have one

i’m makin pancakes… makin bacon pancakes

joked about two of my irls having lesbian sex so much last night they went on a date this morning i’m literally goated

@cammerzv i would lick dr pepper out of someone’s asscrack idgaf its so good

@emplpy dr pepper tastes like ass!!!!

dr pepper better

i know absolutely nothing about computers so i can’t answer this one BUT he 100% has light up headphones with built in cat ears

tyyy (,,>﹏<,,) you too <3