Ev :)

@Shifffteam i hate you too, slim shady wannabe

I lowkey hate all you curly hair Jack Harlow white boy lookalikes y’all ruin everything

Okay guys, I am now in favor of trial by combat.

canada looking real nice right about now

@IanVaughn24 we’d be hammered in 30 sec bro

Debate drinking game every time Trump or Biden interrupts take a shot

god our country is doomed

old spice really calling their soap “Sasquatch, destroyer of children” but be smelling like lavender

so who’s gonna play among us with me???

Love yourself first

i like that girl too much, i wish i never met her

i used to break pencils for no reason

“that’s cap, your honor”

imagine going to a dealership, seeing that lime green kia soul and saying “that’s the one”

i sexually identify as a mistake

i’m scared of heights @ The Yellow Pole instagram.com/p/CC7MvCYhCDv/…

This is the hardest I have laughed all quarantine.

@abigailmckennaa swear it takes me like 10 mins each 😂

My brain just can not comprehend those read the first letter of each emoji tweets someone please tell me I’m not alone in this

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