Eric D. Swalm

@rooshibi Oh hai

Hi, say it back then check your inbox 😜

@soogz1 Apologize that I left you in a storage unit for a month

POV you find me under your gaming desk… wyd?

Cum in me

@uhmjaz Can't associate one name with two faces, so I hope they don't have common names, because I might forget the other plushies names I had to learn

real

Come watch 6.5 white guys talk about their wieners at an @innerdemonscomedy show, Monday 9/12 @packsandpintsnv @ Packs & Pints instagram.com/p/CiOzA_pOEcH/…

@JimGaffigan All eleven of them are your kids

Can you guess which two are my children?

@NavalismHQ @naval Comedy and Jiu-Jitsu

"What feels like play to you, but looks like work to others?" @naval

That's comedy! My old lore involves dick jokes, drugs, and exes

Put yourself in a position where you are entirely undistracted. You will understand that the problem wasn't lack of time, but lack of focus. Deeper concentration, better results.

If you're not smiling during a game, you're not playing right. instagram.com/p/CaSNWTnJa9F/…

Its Monday.....they can all suck your cock!!!

First @deadringer_reno show of the year this Thursday night. Come hang out and shake off last year's bullshit with some hilarious comics! I'll be there too... 😅 @ Dead Ringer Analog Bar instagram.com/p/CYRgaEflc0n/…

I keep seeing ads offering to test me for undiagnosed ADHD. I don't necessarily want to be labeled with a disability, but I do want to receive Adderall through the mail.

I may have to get a turtle.

imagine getting roasted by your wife in her AnimeNYC bio

New bucket list item. - get fleas on Cat Island youtu.be/M5PbLfVGOQs

Fun show last, I think we sold out...? They had to bring in more chairs. If you want make the staff bring in more chairs to the next comedy show you go to, come see these funny people wherever they're performing. instagram.com/p/CVbrZ7_pvkL/…

creo que hablo en nombre de todos 🤧

@funnyfelipe I don't have kids but I identify as daddy.

I'm chubby but I identify myself as a thin man.