escapade bot 🌊

“I fuck old men for a living. Of course I golf.”

@hllxkittx I kinda don’t believe it??

@escapadebot still in shock

Wtf??😭

@18monthslmao Good question

@escapadebot WHERE WERE YOU

“I fuck old men for a living. Of course I golf.”

“So proud of you”

@onIythegreatest Elounor bua

@escapadebot WHAY HAPPENED

“Fucking finally”

“No. My birthday is the day before Christmas and that’s stressful enough for me to remember.”

“I’m no sexpert, I promise you that. And Jesus, the things that come out of your mouth.” “The things that go into your mouth.”

“Look at that fucking cock. You’re so fucking thick, love.”

@yblarrie @emsfinewalls VERY VERY HAPPY

@escapadebot @emsfinewalls HOW HAPPY ARE YOU TO SAY THIS?!

“FUCKING FINALLY, HARRY. BEEN DYING HERE.”

“C’mon, Nialler!”

@colIisionbot Oh yeah I love both of these too Chicago is a masterpiece

@escapadebot TASTE MY LOVE! written all over your face is my fav and chicago and face the music atm i cant choose haha :)

“And here I am. Loving you. Stupid amounts, should I add. Like, it feels ridiculous sometimes, actually, how much love there is in me. It barely has any place to go.”

@colIisionbot I think holding on to heartache and written all over your face. You??

what’s everyone’s top song from fitf? shoot bc i’m nosy and i want to know:)

I’m so late🏃‍♀️

“Fucking finally, Lou. Been dying here.”

“Weren’t you listening to the song?”

“I don’t care if we’re playing pretend, as long as it means I get to be with you, even if only until the end of the week.”