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Just saw Philip Seymour Hoffman walking around Glenside! But here's the catch: he's got dreads now.

of course my For You feed starts feeding me prime rib when I'm thinking of deactivating

JD Vents. Among Us

yknow Tekken 6 predicted all of this

ig-88 voice Erika Kirk

Between B*rnie, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Tommy needy drinky.

when you come out and your shit is gone >>>

someone emmend these m's?

yes her gender identity and self expression are rock solid and unchangeable, feminine, beautiful, her sexuality should be celebrated. i on the other hand am a gross and evil Pretender, and my desires for her are shameful and male and should be hidden

tom petty voice I'm your wife you are Homie you are my guy that says d'oh I'm not afraid of you going tavern Homie you get the Duff beer from Moe

eating peanut butter straight out da thing 🗣️🗣️🗣️

@J0EGLEAS0N how about Joe Unboxed. just an idea

Hey gang, it’s me and Joe you know us and for Valentine’s Day or any day all of you and both of us you can do whatever you please to me or Joe holes take your pic addresses will give them to you. I’ll give you the addresses you get the addresses and you come you come

how it felt being 13 watching vinesauce and playing tf2 all day

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hey @Kalshi make it so when the guy who made the new Naked Gun makes Austin Powers 4: Nice to #MeToo I get $100000000000

Theyvid Byrne. Talking Thems. Life Partner is Better.

can I come over and do this

my flesh is not me. my bones are not me. if you stripped my being bare of its trappings and sat them next to me, you would see a nervous system and a pile of unrelated matter. i am not my body