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@metalfreakneo There’s a strong possibility

Bathroom’s just a hop, skimp and a dump away

@BriAnimator_ @letterboxd More movies should be set in hotels, horror or otherwise. Seeing it in a few hours!

I love Damian McCarthy films because they’re so original & bizarre. Adam Scott was great as the standoffish writer with a dark past. The visuals were so good. I loved the haunted hotel setting. One of the creepiest films of the year. My ★★★★½ review of Hokum on @letterboxd: boxd.it/ecDwNx

Supernatural credit union

Finally caught up on my work and my boss came by and asked me to do my work queue so I started talking about WW1 trench warfare until she was like what the hell are you talking about

@angryrose You’re more likely to get attacked by slipping on your towel than a vape

@evanbrews I think you’ll die from the battery exploding tho so be safe

Gotta vape in the shower so I don’t die

@neonrated @CCortave24 Hope it’s very Nicolas Winding Refn-y

Nicolas Winding Refn's HER PRIVATE HELL, an official selection at Cannes 2026, opens only in theaters July 24.

@ashotmagazine Ratings have always been a joke

To dodge an NC-17, Curry Barker trimmed “six or seven” head-smash shots from a single sequence in OBSESSION. The film lands an R rating for strong bloody violence, grisly imagery, sexual content, pervasive language, and brief graphic nudity. In theaters May 15.

The veil is so thin at dollar tree I get scared

Deep, deep donkey dreams

There’s scientists for this?

Sometimes complaining does get you things cuz people just want you to shut the fuck up already

For my next trick I’ll do Code Veronica Remake

Astral projected the Resident Evil trailer

Dammit I ran out of pistachios I love pistachios

Watch out here comes Jimmy Shits

Big bad beanbag fart

Dammit forgot to astral project a parking spot at work

@BadFilmTakes1 Now that sounds like a good movie

@evanbrews No Country for Old Children of Men: There Will Be Zodiacs

No Country for Old Children Of Men