Batlord United

Low gravity circle pit. I fucking love professional wrestling. #WCSupershow

Lee and Blake hit the Meltzer driver better than the Bucks have in the past 3-5 years. #WCSupershow

If you die in TurboTax you die in real life

This is the match I’m most excited for this week. That includes Saturday and Sunday too.

C’mon guys, he’s CLEARLY portrayed as a doctor here! You know doctors, who people pray to and perform miracles! Okay one of those is true but not THIS kind of miracle.

@conservmillen If the President of the United States cannot identify that as a depiction of Jesus, perhaps he is mentally unfit for office

Just kidding. We ain’t dead yet!

@KnightsTempOrg @SirJeremyLondon If only someone could have warned you he would do shit like this. If only.

🚨BREAKING The Knights Templar Order and its ruling Council demand that this offensive and blasphemous image be removed forthwith ! We supported President Trump in 2016 and 2024 (NY Times attributed our support in 2016 to be part of his victory) However we are deeply offended by this and have no other choice but to condemn it wholeheartedly and ask for a public apology to the Christian brethren who have been deeply upset by this depiction. We respectfully remend President Trump of the Bible Scripture found in Galatians 6:7 "God will not be mocked"

"i can't believe they burned down a factory" dude, they want $26 for netflix & you have to work for an hour to buy 1 bag of chips i'm amazed more buildings aren't burning at this point

The world is still a weird place, despite my efforts to make clear and perfect sense of it.

I learned this years ago and think about it every single day. It still pisses me off just as much as it did then.

NHB Forever

@Tony_Deppen I would travel for that, actually. To like Jersey, but still. Bring the wet floor sign.

He doesn’t want the smoke

This pretty much IS my wife. 🤷‍♂️

was once New Amsterdam.

I hate that being “neurodivergent” has become like a trendy quirky thing because my ADHD has genuinely plagued my entire life, I don’t know why people WANT to relate so bad, the term “neurospicy” makes me ill

NHB forever you dumb bitch

THATS MY FUCKIN DOCTOR!!!! #NHB97

The monologue was weirdly cathartic. Thanks, Strugs. #NHB97

@TheStruggles23 making me teary eyed with this monologue. Fuck I’m going to miss this so much. #NHB97