Maryjane 🌺✍️✨

The glow up started when I chose myself. Happy Valentine’s Day. ❤️🌺 PS: Testing my photography and modelling skills. I take nice photos and quite affordable. Feel free to send a DM today.

@MrMekzy_ I first think say na steak. 🥩 😂

BBL for 120k?? Do women actually buy this stuff??

I hate it when someone texts me,then I reply almost immediately and then,they go mute. If you’re not ready for a conversation,please don’t text me This thing dey piss me off

Not pursuing something for fear of losing it is rather dull.

Ladies if a man is taking care of you reciprocate it oooo No allow social media whine you 😂

Shall the prey be taken from the mighty, or the lawful captive delivered? But thus says the LORD, Even the captives of the mighty shall be taken away, and the prey of the terrible shall be delivrd: for I will contend with him that contend with thee, and I will save thy children🙌🏾

Hi everyone, I’m planning to bring in fresh palm oil, egusi, ogbono, dry catfish, crayfish. Good quality from Nigeria. If interested, comment or message me.

Having small stature is crazy. Everyone be assuming you are 18😭

Honestly, I detest the way people assume your life is easy just because you don’t burden them with your own problems or talk about the challenges you’re dealing with. Like, I’m dealing with plenty things but I just don’t show it.

Unpopular opinion, having the same level of “sense of humor” should be a criteria for choosing a life partner! I can’t be explaining simple jokes😫

@JosephLaughterS Lmao 🤣

@explicitmj I no big ooo

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@JosephLaughterS 🤣🤣

@explicitmj After? 💯 Before??? 🤐

Toddler Adult

@JosephLaughterS Big man! 🙌🏾

@explicitmj You say???

@JosephLaughterS It’s a phone case silicon holder.

@explicitmj What’s that white thing with the phone?

Grace in silence! ✨

@JosephLaughterS Where you see paracetamol, Ojugo? 😏

@explicitmj Win that paracetamol dey do for your hand?

@JosephLaughterS You fit buy am for me na, my guy! 🤭

@explicitmj Go do phone contact 😂 Or use Klarna

@JosephLaughterS Yeye boy😂😂 My before and after hot pa 😂😂

@explicitmj Make I no talk

@JosephLaughterS Lmao 🤣 No be you again. 😂

@explicitmj You too dey enjoy shaaa

“You dey enjoy” sound like threat, I suppose dey suffer, Nwanne?

5 things that are normal in Nigeria but I have never seen nor experienced in the UK OR vice-versa: 1. Electricity has never been interrupted, not even once, since I’ve been here and that’s almost 3 years now. Whereas in my beautiful home country, darkness is extremely normal. 2. I’ve never seen Geepee tanks (water storage tanks) before here. Water is centrally generated and flows to every household, so you don’t need to store it. 3. I’ve never seen an obvious mad person roaming the streets naked or in torn clothes here before. There are definitely people who aren’t okay upstairs but they are well cared for here and would most likely be in a mental home. 4. I’ve never seen a fuel queue before, even during the US/Israel-Iraq war. But this is so common in Nigeria, an oil producing country. 5. Foxes are our next door neighbours here but they are wild animals in Nigeria. How about yours???

i’m so motherly when i love someone