Equal opportunity LI enjoyer

@rafcalsballsker They don't understand - it is precisely BECAUSE these men are immaculate, and beautiful and NOT REAL that I enjoy playing with them

And when he starts growling when he's close, what then? Huh? Release Valko already I'm losing my mind 😩

hes uncut i know it

@haminiebabe How I'm tryng to beeee

lord look at his armpits 🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️

@QinChesCvmSlvt YESSSS

I can’t wait to get you into Glint bb. #valko #LoveandDeepspace

He's gonna go so hard in this, lord 🫦

So, I was sure I could be as unhinged as I wanted on this account because nothing ever banged anyways but some of my bullshit's been popping off lately and I did not see that coming so, uh...hey? I'm a little shy rn but I promise you I'm not normal

@paradizefounder Oh, we're cheaters?

calling people with multiple mains cheaters is crazyyyy I thought we left that to kpoptwt 😭 I hope y'all are aware they're not real. they're not going to get hurt. they're fictional. you're insanely parasocial. go outside.

@ladxena Of course it is!

i get told to make a patreon every now and then, but i always end up wondering if my art is actually worth paying for like... is it really good enough? would anyone actually think it's worth it? idk..

"There’s a beast running around linkon city." #loveanddeepspace #valko

@BlackRoseWrts lol yeah I forget we play amongst drama queens

Oh, no that exists too. LOL I'm not even adressing that because: If it's true I'm turned on, and if it's not, then it's not. LOL And if it's true, it's gonna be something totally benign and not as aggressive and dark as they're making it, the same way Sylus chokes us, Caleb drugs us, etc etc etc. LOL Not even getting into that fucking conversation. Just gonna wait for his shit to drop and whatever happens happens, and I'll either be delighted, or bored. LOL

I don't buy into most rumors, and I'm not really buying into this one either, but... should it prove to be true: I think I'm the only person who actually just does not care how many LI they add to this game. I'll either like them and play them or I won't and that's that. 😂

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@sylusloverhq I had the biggest crush on Mufasa omg 😂😂😂

can't wait for people to accuse me of being a furry when my first ever childhood crushes were older simba from lion king and lady from lady and the tramp😁 #realonesknow

Valko half-transforming into the wolf when he's close to cumming send tweet

Valko's got needs too yk

This is the type of shit MC and Valko would do And it would probably be MC's idea

Alright now that I've gotten it out of my system... We will be returning to our regularly scheduled Valko horny posting shortly

@pidzsie Wait you just gave me an idea 💡

Also, my 2nd acc i started back in jan for the 6th li is ready for him :)

I have never done one of these before but Valko is DOING THINGS TO ME... and the headcanons are going WILD and then this song came up on my playlist and I just had to do the thing and then this happened. SONG: Getting Away With Murder (Power Glove Remix)