Douche Ex Machina

Nice guys finish last. The nicest guys finish on your face.

BREAKING: An Israeli settler gets ambushed as soon as he attempts to remove a Palestinian flag near the Kochav Hashachar colonial settlement east of Ramallah in the occupied West Bank.

*The four horsemen of the apocalypse arrive* Me: OMG CAN I PET THEM

I work in IT but I actually have no idea why software developers are in demand. What the hell do all these people even do? There are like 8 websites.

Nigga eating the Mortal Kombat logo

PIN Number ATM Machine UPC Code LCD Display We regret to inform you that his phenomenon has a name: RAS Syndrome. Redundant Acronym Syndrome…Syndrome.

bro was in the tattoo shop like this 😭

Plot twist.

They just messed with the wrong Mexican #JuanWick

Are you forgetting that this exist???

@Matarael Magna Cumloudly

Woman, were you a straight A student? Because you cumlau- wait has this joke been done before?…

Quick thinking tho😂

Mission accomplished. While everyone was distracted by his blue-check removals, Musks's Twitter deleted labels that alerted users that they were reading news from state-run propaganda outlets of authoritarian governments. Potemkin news channels now free to inject disinformation.

Budaya om-tante ngasih THR ke ponakan itu bisa bikin anak-anak tumbuh jadi mental pengemis KALAU orang tuanya ga ngasih pengertian khusus soal itu. Apalagi kalau malah di-encourage dengan “tuh, minta THR ke om/tante yang banyak!”

Theres something very off-balance about "Daddy I'm still really hungry can I have a lollipop?"

[learning a new language] Me: Hola Duolinguo: I’ve a boyfriend

Does this mean Sundar had to Pitch AI?