Fake Expert

Even if the content is weak, always bring your work in a nice folder and maybe attach one or two articles about the subject.

If somebody ask you "long time no see you", you just answer: "i was doing something important and secret, can't talk much".

I AM BACK!

If somebody ask you what kind of music you're into, just say: i'm into such obscure artists, that i don't want to bother you.

I just shat myself since @AntiRecords decided to follow Fake Expert. You can't try anything near people that are related with Nick Cave!!!

Arrive with a big pile of papers and books... ALL THE TIME.

There's no such thing as purple tea... but there's white and green, so i bet that at some point, some "purple tea" will be avaliable.

But, I was with some friends you can show some smartness, telling the virtues of drinking "purple tea".

Oh weekend again. Such a terrible week... didn't have much time for fake expertise.

Sunday night: when ordering pizza, keep your guests hooked, tell everybody that pizzas have that format because of "the great italian lake".

Hello @EdPiskor

Saturday morning. Throw some fake expertise at the hot dog stand: "hot dogs came from greece, because dog in greek, means tubular meat".

Hello @bcurti

If questioned about something that you don't know, just answer: no doubt about it, but this is quite "last year". Generate some tension!