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Jake (Voluntarily celibate Version)

@fatjake__

Virgin. UGA-TCU. Universally disliked amongst those 40+ . Strong opinions, stronger bench. I know more about football than you. frmr Black Rock and BofA. 404😤

Atlanta, GA 가입일 Aralık 2018
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I have an open invitation to anyone who disagrees with me or argues with me. X3 sports Athens, GA. Any day of the week I can make it work. More than happy to knock you unconscious and kill whatever few brain cells you have.
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Harry Kane- 2 goals Haaland- 2 goals Florian Balogun- 2 goals Yasin Ayari- 2 goals Elijah Just- 2 goals Kylian Mbappe- 2 goals Kai Havertz- 2 goals Cristiano Ronaldo- ???? Definitely the goat! #LANK⛓️‍💥
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Another year another PS5 DualShock that has something wrong. R2 completely dead, zero response. @PlayStation thank you for always making such shitty ass fucking accessories.
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Lmao I’m not one of you NFL YouTube highlight watching bums. I have access to all 22 for the falcons and I can assure you there is no one worse in keeping phase. He’s a filler player with no future. Keep your opinions to yourself fuckstick. #LANK⛓️‍💥
Michael Penix Lover@MPenixjr9fan

@fatjake__ Had ONE really bad play two years ago you’re dragging it

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I love instigating fat hood rats. Letting a cracker from the suburbs get you so tight that you have to look through old tweets 💀 White boy just dunked on your goofy ass twin 🤣 #LANK⛓️‍💥 #WBM❄️ #BallUpTop🎯
Panthers Highlts 🖤💙@PanthersHighlts

@fatjake__ @avy3n Awwwh I know it hurts to know you’re the same weight as the average American woman 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 It’s even funnier that you admitted to wearing kid clothes to make yourself look bigger 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I wouldn’t even beat you up dawg lmao. You a layup

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@fatjake__ @avy3n My house is bigger than yours My car is more expensive (not that that matter) I make more money than you I’m smarter than you I’m bigger and stronger than you I walk better than you I talk better than you I’m just better than you BOY 🤣🤣🤣
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@fatjake__ @avy3n 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this fake tough shit don’t scare nobody kid lol. But I’d be mad too if I weighed the same as a Highschool kid too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@fatjake__ @avy3n Awwwh I know it hurts to know you’re the same weight as the average American woman 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 It’s even funnier that you admitted to wearing kid clothes to make yourself look bigger 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I wouldn’t even beat you up dawg lmao. You a layup
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@fatjake__ @avy3n The insults aren’t even good tbh 🤣🤣 You bragged about having All 22 when everyone has it lmao. Be mad at yourself kid. Not arguing with no grown ass woman that’s 5’8 and under 170 pounds 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I take shits bigger than you boy
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@avy3n Yeah sure buddy, I’m sure you know a lot about the game! Your little shit rec league you played for in Memphis didn’t teach you anything boy. You don’t know shit about fuck. Stick to jokin on Twitter and living on broke bitch lane.
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@fatjake__ then you wouldnt have quoted ME of all people saying he was a liability 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 talking about some all-22 access, that don’t mean you know anything about the game
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Stat watcher for a DB is hilarious. It’s a one year deal hence why only one year has guarantees. He’s not versatile, he’s terrible on boundary and was extremely poor there. You should’ve just responded with “I’m a fucking retard” and it would’ve been more insightful.
Michael Penix Lover@MPenixjr9fan

@fatjake__ No future and got signed to a 3 year contract 🤔 No one worse when he had 3 interceptions, 13 pass breakups, 2 sacks, 52 combined tackles, and is versatile 🤔

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