Stephan GuggenDolph

@EllyDeLaBoozer @LongOnlyLarry Drop the link

Hi @LongOnlyLarry, In town for the Red Sox opening weekend… I thought I was making a genuine connection with a woman. I had a smoke and swapped spit, turns out she’s in the only fans industry. Lots of very nice girls here tho. Pls fix, thx. -Eli

@getScoutEdge Back in my day I had to throw upper 90s in my backyard with my naked uncle watching me :(

@BDraddy That dune would knock my shorts off

We just got some extra Vaughn Jackets from the Coastal Capsule in hand and feel like it would be wrong not to give one away to you guys. Repost and reply with which color you want and we’ll pick a winner on Friday.

@EllyDeLaBoozer @BDraddy Unicorn Hyde

@BDraddy What are these made out of?

Got my @UNMLOBOS mini helmet set up! @lobogabe thoughts? #BleedBos #LOBOS #DOLPH

@BDraddy I’m in a drought. Both on the course and with the women. Pls help guggendolph get laid again!

RT @BDraddy: We’re giving three winners any piece of their choosing from the Elijah Craig collection. Just follow B.Draddy and repost this…

𝗧𝘂𝗿𝗾𝘂𝗼𝗶𝘀𝗲 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗮𝘆 🐺

@Gramercy_Goblin The left is in shambles!

Yes that’s an A5 Wagyu ribeye at the Ritz. What’s the left gonna do abt it.

@Gramercy_Goblin Hit it on Monday when doors first opened, shook hands and introduced myself. Gonna be a frequent flyer for sure

Lucia Pizza opening up in my neighborhood is gonna be a problem. Twice in 3 days already

Big game for the whole city of Albuquerque. Big game for the whole state of New Mexico. Okay, let’s ride.
Get your tickets now or they may be… GONE IN 60 SECONDS. 🎟️ golobos.evenue.net/events/FBH #GoLobos | 🐺⬆️

Another day of being a good boy, sad no slop this time :( but sushi will suffice! Dolph

Work extra hard today and they rewarded me with some good ole slop. Master said I’m a good worker bee- dolph

CLT, I wish to no longer be inside you- dolph

@EllyDeLaBoozer I get it Eli, you wanna be me so badly. First roommates, now family

I caved on a smathers wallet, I can’t do that ridge crap anymore! Didn’t even last 8 months.

@bucknutpotluck Fan of the program, please see attached -dolph

It says a lot about a man how he grips a baseball when you first hand it to him. I’m a #CircleChange guy myself focusing on pronation through the tip of my middle finger

My SSN has been stolen, my savings have been drained, and my assets all liquidated. I now need the help of one man and one man only to instill North Korean ideology in nyc #zohan

Everyone meet my GF @j7vr7igv7067511