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By the way, if you want more posts where I sound more like a government official, you can head to my 🦋 with the same handle! I'm trying to be a little more active there too.

I don’t want a city on Mars. I don’t want AI in every app. I don’t want data centres in space. I don’t want humanoids or flying cars. I want clean water. I want a stable climate. I want bees to survive. And a habitable planet.

saw someone i know randomly out in public, proceeded to text them a photo of them from behind with no further explanation , then got to revel in watching them frantically spin around trying to find me.

no professional economist has ever been or will ever be again this funny on purpose

academia and alcoholism go hand in hand

It's physically painful to watch society get less and less intelligent, more evil, weird, and devoid of empathy every single day.

We don’t because we stopped treating art as something that forms the soul, and started treating it as content to be consumed. Edmund Burke warned that a civilization survives not by innovation alone, but by preserving what refines human taste, judgment, and imagination. Hand-drawn animation carried discipline, patience, and a sense of beauty shaped over generations. When that disappears, it’s not just a style that fades. It’s a way of seeing the world.

DID YOU KNOW that the reason why you have those gaps in between your fingers is that it's space for my fingers to intertwine with yours so we can hold hands and kiss and. and

I think these disclaimers are very important. The history of extremely racist cartoons is worth preserving specifically for the sake of education and being honest about the past. But you need to be upfront about that and acknowledge how horrible this was.

Goodnight chat

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after 1 year at uni this is the definitive tier list

Generational find the aquarium. My new chud son

twitter is cigarette for the eyes

MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL was released 51 years ago today. Led Zeppelin invested £31,500 for the filming, Pink Floyd put in £21,000, & Ian Anderson contributed £6,300, because no studio would fund a comedy about King Arthur and the Holy Grail.

I will never understand how so many of y’all were hoodwinked into believing the government should not use the money you pay in taxes to create a social safety net that benefits you, fund public healthcare, lower housing costs, and make daily life more affordable.

"Billionaires don't owe you anything" INCORRECT, you bootlicking hoe. Billionaires are the biggest "welfare queens" on this planet. Your taxes fund their wealth. So yeah, if I wanna ask your billionaire fave for $75,000 to put some girls through school and donate pads, I WILL.

Sometimes male anger at ‘women getting special treatment’ reminds me of a gorilla experiment. One gorilla gets a banana every hour. The females next to him get one every four hours. Then someone decides to be fairer and gives the females a banana every two hours instead. The original gorilla? He flips out. He's still getting his banana every hour, but it feels like a loss because his advantage shrank. That's how a lot of men react to basic fairness for women: not as justice, but as theft.