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@Ikino666 I can’t believe what I’ve just read. Unreal

My husband sits on the bed and pulls me against him, my back to his chest. He keeps one hand between my legs playing with me and the other is either on my boobs or holding my throat. If I try to squirm too much he puts his legs over mine so I can't close them and he just fingers me and plays with my clit until I finish. If I told him to stop he would but I love feeling like I have no control

On the helicopter leaving the ship right now. This planet is impossibly beautiful from every altitude I’ve seen it…surface to 250,000 miles

@NASA Historical! Simply historical!! Welcome home the Big 4

LIVE: They are coming home. Watch as the Artemis II crew returns to Earth, splashing down at around 8:07pm ET (0007 UTC April 11). twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

To be truly fluent in English, you must know your shits Dogshit: Very poor quality Bullshit: Not true Horseshit: Nonsense Apeshit: Rambunctious Batshit: Insane Chickenshit: Cowards Ratshit: Poor quality No shit: Obviously Holy shit: Unbelievable Hot shit: Very good Dipshit: Total dumbass Tuff shit: Take it or leave it. Jack shit: Nothing The shit: Perfection

If you think Easter is nonsense, you’re not alone. This morning in my Easter reading, something hit me. In Luke, when the women came back from the empty tomb and told the eleven what they saw, Scripture says the disciples thought it was nonsense. And honestly, if any of us witnessed a brutal, violent death like Jesus’, we’d probably call it nonsense too if someone told us that person was alive again. But here’s the part we miss: At the tomb, the angels didn’t give the women a new revelation. They said: “Remember how He told you, while He was still in Galilee, that the Son of Man must be delivered into the hands of sinful men, be crucified, and on the third day rise.” They weren’t announcing something new. They were reminding them of something Jesus had already said. Which puts the disciples’ reaction in a different light. We don’t know if they forgot His words or simply didn’t believe them — but either way, they didn’t receive them. Then in John, we read that later that same day — Sunday night, after Mary had already told them the news that morning — the disciples were behind a locked door out of fear. They heard the message, but it didn’t move them. Jesus appears to them, shows them His hands and His side, breathes peace on them… and you’d think that would settle it. But eight days later? They’re back behind a locked door when Jesus appears to Thomas. We give Thomas the nickname “Doubting Thomas,” but the truth is: all of them doubted. All of them hid. All of them called it nonsense. All of them stayed behind locked doors. And here’s the detail we forget: In Matthew, Jesus had already told the women to tell the disciples: “Go to Galilee, and there they will see Me.” Meaning — staying in that room for over a week wasn’t just fear. It was staying somewhere Jesus had already told them to leave. They were supposed to be moving toward Him. Instead, they were hiding from the world. But Jesus — in grace — walked through the locked door anyway. So here’s the message this Easter: If you think the idea of God becoming man, dying for your sins, and rising three days later is nonsense — you’re standing exactly where His own disciples stood. If you believe Jesus can move in other people’s lives but you still keep yourself behind a locked door of fear, shame, doubt, or self‑protection — the disciples were right there too. But Easter is your invitation. This can be the year you leave the room Jesus already told you to leave. This can be the moment you step out of fear, out of hiding, out of the locked places — and go where He’s calling you. Whatever your locked door is — fear, doubt, sin, shame, disappointment, control — Jesus is appearing to you the same way He appeared to them. Not to scold you. Not to shame you. But to say: “Peace be with you. You don’t have to stay here. Come meet Me where I’m calling you.”

I wish everyone, including the haters and losers, a very happy Easter!

Holy Week at the White House 🙏 "On Good Friday, the Son of God was nailed to the cross, crucified, and He died for all of us. It was a day of darkness, but it wasn't the end." — President Donald J. Trump

@Lifeof_AG01 @Dunniebbyy Absolutely

Have you ever seen a tweet that doesn't even concern you, but you immediately go to that person's profile and block them because you don’t want to see any more of their thoughts on your timeline ever again?

@yomierin @LegendaryJoe Are you decent?

@LegendaryJoe M. Buhari, PBAT, Baba Bisi Akande, Baba Osoba Do you want more….?

Can you name 3 Major politicians who was never of the PDP and are still relevant today?

@joyale__ While it’s pouring 🌧️ beyond crazy here. My thoughts are with you. AJ

This weather is so hot 🥲

@ManUtdWomen Maya (C) and Turner both poor

Full-time.

@AnthiaTimipere I want 5

Take 4🌚

@SpursOfficial You lot are in the danger ‼️

The visitors double their lead. ⚪ 0-2 🔴

@CFC_OBED Escaladizzy 😂 😝

Manchester United, you’ll ask for bread , God will give you stone for this Garnacho you sold to us .

@Franccfc @ErlingRoIe Lame

@ErlingRoIe This is real cooking. Who are those Manchester United fans thinking they are on top of the world

Our ‘Banter era’ is finishing Top 4 two seasons in a row. Your banter era is 13 years without a PL trophy and finishing 15th. Standards are different

@ManUtdWomen That’s so disappointing.

We're held to a draw.

@FabrizioRomano @LouieDi13 😂

🚨🇲🇦 BREAKING: Morocco have been announced as AFCON winners with final result overturned by CAF. Senegal have been declared to have forfeited the match with Morocco declared 3-0 winners by official statement. CAF statement tonight. ⤵️🇲🇦

This Bruno Fernandes assist 🤤

@zamzambabymixtr You so fine.

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@piersmorgan If someone claims to fight for women but goes silent when women’s **freedom, safety, or lives** are on the line, people are going to question the consistency. Advocacy shouldn’t be selective — it should show up wherever women are actually suffering.