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I hate getting mad and emotional over sports bc what am I a man

just finished my #100th movie of the year and it was completing a Paddington marathon 🧡🐻🍊

i love being in my room. i’m the mayor in there

They’re pissing me off at the pissing me off factory

Good morning everyone

Obama chuckled. "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?"

imagine we watch movies together and then rate them on LetterBoxd at the same time and then we kiss

The Closing Ceremonies should just be a montage of all the shit sick that happened during the Olympics set to some Creed

@kirstenkamstra @forestunwell he's simply the perfect man

@forestunwell @frecklebisexual

peter claffey singing new york, new york

Eric Dane has sadly passed away at the age of 53.

who up looking back in anger

Literally all the leaves are brown AND the sky is gray

sea hawk | noun | any of several large dark-colored birds (genus Stercorarius) of northern seas that are related to the skua, are strong fliers, and tend to harass weaker birds until they drop or disgorge their prey SEE ALSO: Champion

.@realDonaldTrump eres basura.

Mucho más que un artista. Una voz que representa a millones. Gracias Benito.

i yawned and it tasted like meatloaf.

i yawned and it tasted like souplantation's corn bread.

i yawned and it tasted like ash.

In hoe's favor: we specify that sense of 'hoe' as having a long handle, which we don’t do for 'rake.' In rake's favor: we do not enter 'hoe' as a singular spelling for that meaning, only 'ho' (plural 'hoes'). While ‘rake’ is slightly more correct, we would’ve given it to Ken.