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A newly found bright spot on the moon has been named Carroll by the Artemis II crew. This is named after astronaut Reid Wiseman's late wife.

Honestly. Someone just fucking DO IT.

@WhiteHouse this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.

Be good if he died here. Wouldn’t it?

Honestly I’m just keeping this app for the day they finally kill him.

Another day, another relentless fight with an AI algorithm that thinks I’m definitely going to want to listen to Twin Atlantic.

Listening to young male people laughing about the patriarchy on a train. I hope the young women of Glasgow continue to cover their drinks.

Is absolutely here for the “Joker 2 is terrible on purpose” discourse :)

I’m probably never going to watch it but Joker 2 is now one of my favorite films because everyone who loved the first one hates it :)

I’m going to bed. Something amazing better be going viral in the morning.

Now. Admittedly, I haven’t ever watched it. But surely it’s the most watered down vanilla shite going?

Our annual tradition of sacrificing billionaires to appease Poseidon is going well I see

I just don’t understand how table tennis is real. Surely no human being can move that fast?

The Olympics seems fun.

Everything in its right place was the last good Radiohead song. Good night.

Some maniac is eating sour cream and chive crisps on this train with no openable windows. The police have been phoned. There’s a wean screaming. A wee granny is tugging on the emergency brake. It’s pandemonium.