marshmallow🧁

so hardcore they call me chick foley fr tho why do i have crazy eyes a lil bit like whaaaaat is happening

me: "lapras, use perish song!" lapras:

@foxracer1703 @texcritter my mom is a phlebotomist so anything even remotely toy-adjacent went to me IMMEDIATELY lmao she was out here like "tamagotchi? naw. you get a seizure medication calculator."

@frogsplashley @texcritter Wow!

CRAZY thrift pull

*shit leave me alone i'm fuckin MAD and it's irrational af which is making me even more irritated

swear to god i miss the days before the internet when i genuinely thought i was the dumbest person to ever walk the earth holy fucking shut

begging youtubers to learn how to pronounce AMYGDALA before doing videos on bloodborne like it's literally the name of PART OF YOUR BRAIN HOW IS ENGLISH YOUR FIRST LANGUAGE AND YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAY IT??? 😭

he's consistently amazed that fudge is in tune with his moods and seeks him out for snuggles when he's had a hard day and i'm just like "oh. yeah. they do that when they really like you"

like we took him to the vet awhile ago and fudge was whining in the carrier and i kept telling dan he's fine and it's only a few minutes away but it made dan cry lmaooo 😭 he's not used to it like i am and i'm like blown away he didn't have more pets

fun fact: dan didn't have many pets cuz his dad is allergic to cats and dogs and he's also allergic to cats but he just deals with it. he only ever had a gecko. fudge is his first cat which i have to remind myself whenever he doesn't know things! 😭

@LauraPalmer46 @alittlevillainy i still sometimes find zoloft pens floating around my room since i'd always take all my mom's pens 😭 (she's a phlebotomist)

@alittlevillainy My mom was a rep for Pfizer in the early 2000’s we still have Zoloft pens, cerebrex notepads and totes, my dad even wears this one Viagra tie

fun fact: it is now illegal to make merchandise for medications. this is why stuff like this is so rare - it was banned in 2008

@alittlevillainy makes me love this guy even more tbh

my mom is truly evil cuz my cousins teased me about looking like her and the. when she got chewed up i cried til they turned the movie off and this soulless bitch took me to do THIS the first chance she got lmfaoooo 😭😭😭 she's a DEMON i didn't even NOTICE til 6 months ago

forever a serenity enthusiast

i was just playing this and i was like ykw i wanna check out this band

tamagotchi spotted

Pet Talk.

i'm so serious GLOW and Heels both getting cancelled before the stories ended properly is basically traumatic for me and i will literally never get over it 😭😭😭