cryptid 🦇

do u guys think im pretty do u want me would u care if i died

sorry i was a fucking bitch all day Can i cry in ur arms now

four dqys off in a row All My Friends Getting Tomodatchi Lifed

balding men are weak. i had my bush permanently lasered off, $800 later and now its trendy to have a bush. i’ve been doing all these hair growth hacks and guess who has a bush again. but u cant bring that hairline back down an inch? ur just gonna accept it? pathetic

bad dog (1/2)

on the clock for my high paying job im underqualified for, listening to the yard in my headphones. it didn’t feel like wage theft but then aiden topped slime off and now i feel like i need to ge wait damn aiden just did a really good bernie sanders impression. what was i saying

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ive been making so many new overwatch friends lately its been so sillies i love this game and i love my friends

lesbian pervert summer

@yarnsphinx oh now this is cunt

knitted a new shrug today 🧶

@Ursen_ real i got two degrees and now my job is something i don’t even need a degree for

The job market is so fucking evil right now I hate it here so bad.

we’ll meet again and not in person but in everything you and i loved

i thought alysa liu was a lesbian but now theres speculations shes dating glaive…this is a tough one to parce because sure they might not be dating but id prefer to imagine they are and that glaive is on hrtcafe rn and in 4 months we get the best music of her career

someone needs to make an abridged version of the pitt so i can watch it without all the gore and surgery and etc

hittin team chat with the “im new to tank yall be nice” pregame and then getting a “dude i thought u were new” during the potg…dopamine rush hit so hard i felt high

overwatch is so back i be all-queuing and im tearing shit up as tank who want me

sorry 2 therapy post again but ifs therapy crazyyy did yall know anger is a normal emotion deserving of compassion and it doesnt have to be an white hot explosive rage that purifies ur being?? u can just feel it and not let it control you. crazy. anyways

@altysphinx u with ur somewhat russian language knowledge. me with my french canadian knowledge. an ice rink. and an interpretive duo routine to “all the things you said” from heated rivalry.

@altysphinx THATS SO HYPE. LEARN TO ROLLERSKATE TOO ITS BASICALLY THE SAME

White boy summer has an official start date this year