The $SMH whisperer

“Jesus Creeping God! Is there a priest in this tavern? I want to confess! I'm a fucking sinner! Venal, mortal, carnal, major, minor - however you want to call it, Lord... I'm guilty.”

One of @GmNaroditsky's many brilliant moves, which took him roughly 3 seconds to find vs. @MagnusCarlsen April 2021 on #lichess

No.

I have disconnected with the world we live in. This reads like a science fiction novel: npr.org/sections/shots…... but this is real life; I've been too caught up in trading, old books, online chess, etc to even notice until now

$SPY BOTTOM IS IN!

$BBAI nice reversal and down trend break. Up only

Well done bulls, a rally at last $SPY

Post market looking so good

Liquidated many positions amidst the chop today. Left some running. If we hit the 90s on NVDA I will be rich. Anything else won't be very interesting for me (which is also ok)

@nokae_ hell on earth am i right

gavin newsome’s america

$BBAI is asking shareholders to approve an amendment to its certificate of incorporation to increase authorized common stock from 500 million to 1 billion shares. The proposal, if approved, would give the company more flexibility for future financing, corporate transactions...

Looking to wrap up all of these positions soon. Call it the Miami Music Week sell. It's becoming an annual tradition now Gap down Monday would be lovely but never rely on it.

$QQQ just picturesque

Drilled this thing for a 51.7% drop in 60 days. Puts running $BBAI

Newport Beach Fire Department Lifeguards confirmed that an approximately 8-foot great white shark was sighted circling a surfer in West Newport on Thursday.

A malfunctioning service robot dances uncontrollably at a Haidilao hotpot restaurant in San Jose, California, knocking over tableware as staff members attempt to restrain it, March 2026.

NVDA 4hr macd rolling over

Swung some QQQ puts. A little more liquid than my beloved SMH

VIX coiling, looks ready to gap up

@desertflower_ps @ABC7 sub rosa

@ABC7 Ha! Don't people know they are being watched when claiming disability? We had that when I worked Longshore Workmen's' Comp.

A Los Angeles police officer has been charged with felony insurance fraud after he was spotted skydiving while on disability leave. abc7.la/4shzJho