Gee 🌻

Had an interview today, I was proud of myself for overcoming anxiety & attending. Got out of the interview & decided that it doesn’t matter if I’m not successful, as I really done myself proud regardless. Had a phone call earlier - I got the job!! Promotion. Wooohoooo 😋👏

OneDrive: “your file is saved” Me: “oh cool where is it?” Onedrive: “where’s what?”

‘Tis that day again when Jesus closes big Tesco but allows entry to Tesco Express.

Caught up with S2 of Last One Laughing UK, this bit with Sam Campbell destroyed me

@Ryanair Everyone at RyanAir to the new HR

12 tonnes of KitKats have been stolen 😂

put this in the NHS vaccination leaflet immediately

Make the Microsoft CEO search for an email on Outlook live on camera

when we have a moment, I'd like to discuss this unit if measurement please.

Lidl strawberries 2 hours after purchasing

not to alarm anyone but is anyone else worried about how fucking stupid everyone is ??

Guys, I'm in the UK and the sky is this weird light blue colour and there's a massive yellow light... Wtf is happening??

Fuck your ChatGPT, if I want to see a caricature of myself I will make the effort to go to the seaside and pay £15 for a cruel man to give me body dysmorphia like we’ve always done.

When I see tweets like this, I know they’re too young to know about Jade Goody. Diagnosed with cervical cancer in August 2008 and died March 2009 aged 27. Go and get your smear test!

IT’S WILD THAT THE MOST EFFECTIVE WAY TO SAVE SOMETHING AS A PDF IS TO LIE TO YOUR COMPUTER THAT YOU’RE ABOUT TO PRINT IT 😭😭😭

No one really prepares you for how much cleaning you have to do as an adult

The entire UK scrolling through the Beckham memes

Brooklyn Beckham marrying a billionaires daughter and falls out with his family over a wedding dress at a multi million wedding… diabolical levels of spoilt and out of touch to real world issues… I’m seated for the drama tho

This is still twitter btw I refuse to call it by its stripper name

me being happy with the stranger things finale and coming on twitter to see everyone complaining