Dan Littler

@robertpopper Bob Diddley

How to ruin a band’s name with one extra letter. I’ll start: SS Club 7.

Someone should invent a thing that makes it easy to fill any kettle with just enough water for one mug of tea. The little water gauge on the side is never right. Could halve the UK's power consumption.

@christhomasuk @ConorMcNicholas So was I though

Raab is a complete fuckwit isn’t he?

@DanThompsen @PressSec Doctored video footage = depressing sign of the times. In a year or two we'll surely all be drowning in deepfakes...

We stand by our decision to revoke this individual’s hard pass. We will not tolerate the inappropriate behavior clearly documented in this video.

#WimpyActionMovies Soft Boiled

#WimpyActionMovies The Mild Bunch twitter.com/zeblamb/status…

Everyone STOP twitter.com/McCainUK/statu…

@scottmccloud Kenny Rogers

@SouthernRailUK @okSuse I agree. Way to make someone feel bad! Sure it was meant in good faith but maybe you could give a more generic reason next time.

@chudders Similarly, if "And he turned around and said... and so I turned around and said..." involved actual rotating.

This sort of context is generally sadly lacking from news reports of all sorts. Private Eye feasts on it.

The next four White House Correspondents Dinners are going to feature the most painful deaths in the history of comedy.

Learn flexbox via the medium of frogs flexboxfroggy.com

Slaven Bilic's funny little trousers #Euros2016

Well that's the last time I ever use @SixtUK car rental. £80 for a windscreen chip the size of a pin head. On the passenger side. Thanks!

What a sprint feels like uxreactions.com/post/138733750…

@StanleyHalls Done - thanks.

@StanleyHalls Who can I talk to about booking a space in SH? Tried to reach you via phone/email with no luck. Thx