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I had a vision of the future where Melania was outed as an FSB agent but no one cared because no one knows what the FSB is #timetodie.

they sh00t u in Houston if u don’t drive 110 on the freeway

The purpose of the Democratic Party is not to win but to prevent an actual opposition party from existing

The entirety of civilization is now a practical joke along the lines of "we replaced his coffee with LSD. let's see how long it takes him to notice."

A trader thinks that the prices of eggs are going to increase, and so he contacts his broker and asks him to buy 1,000,000 egg futures at $1.70 Sure enough, a week later, the price of egg futures is $2.50, and the trader, happy to ride his winners, places an order for 3,000,000 more egg futures Next month, at $4.30 a piece, he pats himself on the back and restructures his liquid investments to buy another 10,000,000 egg futures At the end of the quarter, egg futures are trading at $7, and the trader finally calls up his broker and tells him to sell them all The broker replies: “To who? You’re the egg man!”

We definitely need to reframe how we view violence. You telling your city council you don’t want a data center in your community and they vote for it in anyway, is violence. So beat the asses for it. They want to shave years off your life, return the favor

real niggas wake up in the middle of the night screaming

perma-Dems think they so smart OK if you so smart, why tf did you run Kamala Harris in a non-democratic process against Donald Trump and let him become POTUS again and create conditions for empire dissolution and maybe WW3? serious question maybe stop being so smart for 2028

some people need to get it through their thick skulls that obama was a massive failure who squandered his mandate and betrayed his supporters so he could buy a mansion on martha's vineyard

I ask for Coke and they tell me they don’t have any

Dolphin Pussy Jelly is the new way for women to do us in. 😳🙄🤣

Claude Mythos FUCKED my DAD autonomously for 13 hours. We are not ready for what’s coming

The 610 creed: I am a Houston driver. I am a menace and a threat to those around me. I will never walk. I will never use my signal. I will only slow down once I reach my destination. Im drunk, physically and mentally impaired, and I'm texting my friend. I am a Houston driver.

If the CIA can listen to my heartbeat from space, they definitely know which bitch ass ass sick f%ck$ were r@ping little kids on an island. #Publicexecutions

I know US capitulated already, but can Iran please still bomb the Open AI data center, please?

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