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don't write ever again

i don't know anything about writing who told you that

sometimes you need a break! and by break i mean BREAK the RECORD for MOST WORDS WRITTEN in a DAY

don't forget to leave an offering of wine or herbs for autosave tonight so it doesn't overwrite all your files with thousands of devil face emoji

stop (writing), drop (your current idea) and roll (around in the mud)

looking for a setting for your next story? have you ever considered rochdale

write the longest word you know first, then it's all downhill from there

spending all day stressing about your writing DOES count as writing!! 🎉🎊🥂🥳

it was my birthday yesterday so today for a treat i'm writing in the trafford centre 🤎

‼️ warning ‼️ hot new genre just dropped ! it's called SLOP and publishers HATE it ‼️

it is my BIRTHDAY so have a shameless self-promo! i have a blog where i'm documenting myself reading every draft of the novel i started writing when i was eight! check it out if you want more silly writing content and/or you're procrastinating writing your own novel, link below:

if you keep getting distracted by the internet, good. did you know i've posted over 4,000 tips on tumblr now? why not check them all out

what is writing if not

i've heard spicy books are in right now, so rub some chilli peppers on the pages before giving it to readers

no one actually notices grammatical errors so who care's

having friends and family could get in the way of writing. you know what you need to do

if you're stuck on a scene, just start listing every word you know in alphabetical order until you get bored of that and decide to go do some colouring instead. then you'll have a pretty picture

kill your darlings? no. create more darlings. more more more

if you're not WRITING youre WROGNING am i right LADIES