Greg “Micro Chode” Mathews

@ImBSMorris I’m so sorry dude

@gregmathew727 “Wya” when she has her location on

Oh my Goodness. #Fuck

@AriGoldsBurner Sober. #HitMeUp

Ari as a girl, how many beers?

@gregmathew727 Ur thumb nail ain’t going nowhere buddy #thumbgnawer

@nackattack47 Same buddy same

I texted both of my failed situationship last night I’m a retard #whocanrelate

@tylersimons69 It’s a skill only select few can master

Driving high has gotta be top 5 #undertheinfluence

@jitLyang21 😔

@gregmathew727 “Bud”

@JimFisher3451 Not good looks

@richardciderbox Check DMs

@gregmathew727 🎤🎤 is this thing on

@richardciderbox let’s talk

@tylersimons69 What a joke #CouchPotato

4 follower special me at work #builtdifferent #earlybirdgetsdaworm

@HammondCheddar If I see you in the streets just know you’ll be getting the dirtiest look

Fellas is it gay to drink this bullshit if the wife bought it for you? #Thinking #LANK

@xviwrd Don’t know why get bag is last #priorities

Making sure we’re good #sendy #bag #squid

@richardciderbox I’m not they’re just on my side lil bro #cope

@gregmathew727 You’re switching back and forth between your 12 and 14 follower accounts to leave hate comments 🤣

People with less than 350 followers posting

BURNER CENSUS! Attempting to see how many burners there are total. No email needed, just your burner name and optional educational status. Takes like 8 seconds. Repost it we need volume forms.gle/i1GHszRvewx3EY…

@richardciderbox You’re a no life with dreams of being a somebody #rapeyourself

@gregmathew727 I can not hear you because you have less than 350 followers

@richardciderbox Just keep posting the same thing it gets better everytime #nuke

@gregmathew727 You fanned out man take the stick out your ass

@tylersimons69 Interesting choice for a post #CouldntBeMe

1 follower passenger seat dox🥳🥳🎉🎉🎊

@tylersimons69 I remember my first day like it was yesterday #Reminising

Can I get a wam welcome to the burner verse #lank