Lisa Grumpers 🇺🇦

@Malcolm_theCat In your defense Malcy (sorry Mum!) you acted on total instinct & memories of jumping out windows: it's feline instinct. You do at least have some outdoor savvy. I do feel sorry for poor Mum though: she must have been frantic! 😱 Maybe you're having a cat mid-life crisis?? 😂

Friends! I am officially in the Dog House. It’s been a difficult afternoon for Mum and the Teenage One, and I didn’t help matters…. The Teenage One burnt something on the cooker, and it got very smoky in the kitchen. The smoke alarm went off and Baby Dog started crying because it hurt his ears. Mum opened the kitchen window to let the smoke out, whilst trying to stop the smoke alarm going off. She was then trying to calm Baby Dog, stop the oil from smoking on the top of the cooker, and checking the Triplets were nowhere near the kitchen. Guess what I did? I’m ashamed to say I jumped out of the window. I didn’t mean to - it was instinct. Then I led Mum a ‘right merry dance’ as she put it. She ran out the front to get me, and I ran round the back and jumped the fence into the back garden. Mum ran into the garden and I jumped the fence into next door’s garden. Etc etc. Eventually Mum rattled my food bowl and I came back. I know I was very, very naughty, and I’m sorry. I don’t know what came over me! 🙀 #Caturday

@vismaleaseabike Yay! Go Team Visma! Watching Jonas win #ParisNice is fantastic, and in such commanding fashion. Wonderful.

🇮🇹 #MilanoSanremo Guess who’s back in town… The first 𝗠𝗼𝗻𝘂𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 awaits. ⏱️

@Jensonthefloof Aw! Thanks for the huge smiles Jensie! 💖💖💖

#FlashbackFriday my brofur Ash - who has been through so much. Here he is when he was smol & cute playing wiv his actual brofurs And when he was big & strong and #Hedgewatch ing wivout realising he was doing it 😹😹 #CatsAreFamily #CatsOfX

@BoomRadioUK Very sad indeed. 💔

Sad to hear the news of the death of Dame Jenni Murray who was 75. We were so privileged when she agreed to present a special show on Boom - after a lifetime's achievements in broadcasting on Woman's Hour and beyond.

@Malcolm_theCat Things are definitely looking like spring has sprung. 💖 All the new buds look gorgeous -and so colourful. Our boy likes to roll around in the trimmings from the strimmer; then he brings them into the house. 😂 It's fine by me: 'im jndoors does the vacuuming in our house. 🤣

Friends! Mum started the Big-Post-Winter-Tidy-Up in the Back Garden. It took ages to cut the long grass. When she’d finished, Baby Dog and I inspected it. He got quite excited (no surprise). There are New Buds everywhere, which is very exciting. Everything smelled amazing and I think Mum left us some treats at the end! #Caturday

@Malcolm_theCat Oh my gosh BD! WOW!!!! 💖💖💖 That is so so stunning! You have a talented artist in your midst. That really is so cheerful. I hope you find more.

Chums! Baby Dog here. I found another painting on the wall today! Isn’t it lovely! Perfect for the First Day of Spring! 🌺

@Malcolm_theCat Isn't it wonderful to have sunshine Malcy ☀ 😎 It's also great to see you in the grass. 'Im indoors got ours cut (which of course triggered hayfever! 😂) How nice to also see BR visiting you for a peaceful nose bump without the mad K-3. Mum's flowers are beautiful! 💖

Friends! It’s the #SpringEquinox today and the sun is shining ☀️ Mum has started the Spring Gardening. The cut grass smelled lovely. I went out to patrol my old territory. Before my Accident, I used to spend all my time out the front, watching the Goings-On. Just like Old Times, Ralphy joined me, which was lovely! #cats

@jasonplato @PlatoRacing @BTCC @Kwik_Fit @goodyear_uk @ITVSport @NorthOneTV @Catacleanuk I can't wait for the new season. No question: Plato Racing are top for me. Fantastic.

Proudest moment of my career, look at this beast. JP01 in action for the first time 🤯 Thank you to all who believed in my crazy idea …. You know who you are ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ @PlatoRacing @BTCC @Kwik_Fit @goodyear_uk @ITVSport @NorthOneTV @Catacleanuk

@EmmaBruce White spirits have less calories. Parfait!

@grumpyamazon61 Wine is an issue now however 🤣🤣🤣 gin tho is fine 😂 x

Yay! It's #musicgasm time with @HarveyMix56 Who else is there? @EmmaBruce @Foggster21 @MarionStannard #GorgeousGeorge The sun is still shining in North Wilts. I hope you are all under some early evening rays. 😎

@EmmaBruce Great! As long as they are smothered in butter. 😂😂 I am joking. I am quite happy with just a good old spud. With wine.

@grumpyamazon61 🤣 I have as much potato as I want just not in crisp form 🤣

@HarveyMix56 Thank you for playing the request from 'im indoors. He is in the kitchen, listening as he prepares our Thursday night curry. Cracking choice! #musicgasm

@HarveyMix56 Brilliant choice for #musicgasm "Say Goodbye To Hollywood" is one I would love added to the #BJS @ElioPace @billyjoel Superb.

@EmmaBruce Potatoes are a veg-basic food group. 😂 Parmos: protein & veg. Nuts: protein. That's my argument & I'm sticking to it. 😂😂

@grumpyamazon61 Maybe not a Parmo 🤣 nuts and crisps however 🤣 just not too many 🙈 x

@EmmaBruce Crisps? Nuts? Parmos??!! 😂😂😂

@grumpyamazon61 🤣🤣 I can have swip free food 🤣 😅

@EmmaBruce Go for the swip-skip food.

@grumpyamazon61 @HarveyMix56 @Foggster21 @MarionStannard 🤣🤣 4 swips for a gin so I may 🤣

@EmmaBruce @HarveyMix56 @Foggster21 @MarionStannard And I can't believe you don't have sunshine. Boohoo.

@grumpyamazon61 @HarveyMix56 @Foggster21 @MarionStannard Here!!! It’s grim oop north. No sunshine here! Davie boy’s birthday today! 🥳

@Malcolm_theCat Wow! That is so gawjus BD! I love the colour. 🩷🩷 'Im indoors is doing the same tidy up. We have a big garden by UK standards & I sadly can't help him (very bad back & knees) but I provide moral support. 😂 And supervision. Mum does an amazing job. 😊

Chums! Baby Dog here. Look at our Camellia! It’s come out quite early and it’s beautiful. It’s making Mum smile as she begins the Great Post-Winter Garden Tidy-Up! #SpringWatch

@CharlesDagnall Maine lobster, lobster & lobster-with drawn butter. Saves on washing up. 😂

Following Rory’s choices, What would your #mastersmenu be? Mine. STARTER: Black Pudding & fried egg. MAIN: Choice 1 - Two Steak & Kidney pudding, chips & mushy peas. Choice 2- Battered Cod, chips & Mushy Peas. (Sides: battered sausage, gravy) DESSERT: Viennetta