Bob Reiss

@davidclowery Well, last time I was there I saw both Darth Vader and Batman playing guitar which means there’s probably both a Death Star and Batcave in Key West.

There are no caves in key west. Unless you’re talking about underwater.

@w_terrence Um...yeah, you did, and yours was actually about Biden being murdered and calling Jill Biden and "Elder Abuser"

@davidclowery Such an american centric list! Where are all the non-american fake American Songwriters like Wilhelm “Riesenschwanz” Reichinger.

30 greatest fake American songwriter names in no particular order.

Here's my list: Harold "Hap" Middleton Vera Louise Carmichael Buck Sterling Dorothy Mae Pendleton Chester "Chet" Bramwell Mavis Cordelia Hayes Woodrow "Woody" Pritchard Florence Beatrice Keller Raymond "Ray" Kowalski Lucille Mae Thornton Gerald "Gerry" Ashford Winifred "Winnie" Blackwell Samuel "Sam" Duvall Pearline Washington Augustus "Gus" Feldman Birdie Mae Larson Theodore "Teddy" Blanchard Coretta Louise Mitchell Silas "Si" McAllister Henrietta "Hattie" Goldstein Marshall "Marsh" Donovan Ernestine Pearl Davidson Wilbur "Will" Chesterfield Daphne Maureen O'Reilly Booker T. Fairchild Imogene "Genie" Hartwell Clarence "Clancy" Drummond Rosetta Mae Pickens Leopold "Leo" Zimmerman Odessa Lynn Carpenter

I feel like Harvie is just another partisan Democrat who will be only slightly better than Fitzpatrick on some issues and decidedly worse on others. I’m supporting Lucia Simonelli.

Democratic #PA01 congressional candidates Bob Harvie and Lucia Simonelli are taking part in a candidate forum this evening. Harvie is endorsed by the county Dems, while Simonelli has run a more grassroots campaign. #BucksPol

@emilykmay I am the guardian of a special needs adult with complex medical conditions and was told by my HR person that FMLA can’t be used for “child care.” And I work at a facility for individuals with special need.

having a kid with special needs is crazy because it's like, "oh you thought childcare for typical kids was inaccessible? hold my beer."

@monsterhunter45 @Howlingmutant0 Man I gave this tweet 1 star before you even hit post.

@Howlingmutant0 Ah, Goodreads. Where I'm guaranteed to get a bunch of one star reviews as soon as the book is listed by the publisher, before I've even turned in the manuscript.

Overnight I’ve become one of the most powerful men on Goodreads

@cdcarm I’ve been to that bathroom at 30th Street multiple times and have yet to see a murder.

Lukas Haas is 50 years old today and now I’m going to spend the whole day thinking about Witness and what a fantastic movie it is. #botd

@J_Edward65 @davidclowery We were able to see The Cure twice in 2023 both shows we were able to get tickets for less than 50 bucks each and in Philly the seats were amazing. Of course I’ve seen Cracker for free multiple times and never paid more than $30.

@davidclowery Not everybody gouges. Going to see Lloyd Cole at the end of the month - two tickets, inclusive of all fees - $84.

Not to be the skunk at the party but here’s my regular reminder…

@MarioJLanza Luckily for us we are 52.

Yikes. That can't be good.

@JamesAllenMaxey It’s like a 3 hour drive, which is feasible, but a lot depends on my daughters’ schedule.

@guildedearlobe I'll be at Balticon this fall if that's anywhere near you.

If any indie authors are willing to drive to Nashville for Galaxycon May 29th through 31, I have extra table space and can use a partner. Even if you only have one or two books and haven't done many events, it's a great opportunity to learn the ropes.

@JamesAllenMaxey I know you need to get more bang for your buck. I just can’t do the big cons anymore but we like the smaller events, and Asbury is one of our favorite places. They have a great paranormal museum. One day we will cross paths.

@guildedearlobe It's a pretty long drive for a two day event, alas. Most things I'm willing to drive 10 hours for are going to be shows like GenCon or various Galaxycons.

@davidclowery @davidpmcintyre Man, I hope they can’t access my AOL message boards posts. I was young and stupid then! Now I’m older! Don’t judge!

@davidpmcintyre True. But all the past ones are toast.

While most of the charlatans are hyping a societal “singularity” event brought on by AI. The actual societal nuclear bomb is going to be when quantum computing gets figured out and there is no longer any encryption. Not just going forward, but everything you did in private in the past is now public. That’s the premise of my post-apocalyptic Netflix series.

Things we know about doctor Trump. 1. He doesn’t need no pretentious white jacket. 2. He gives quality care to white people. 3. Baphomet is a goat headed winged hermaphrodite who has been denied gender affirming care. 4. Totally not Jesus

@cjtudor @Miss_Snuffy But if they splurge on breakfast how are they going to afford all the wars?

@Miss_Snuffy The reason we pay taxes is so the state can provide services that benefit society. Breakfast clubs are a huge help to many parents who need to be at work before school starts. Supporting hard-working parents is a benefit to society. End of lesson.

They are buying your votes. This isn’t about giving struggling families help. This is about ‘making mornings easier for all families’. Do we really want the state doing everything for us? What about personal responsibility? How infantilising.

Trump posted a picture of himself as a doctor, using the tried and true diagnosis technique of placing his hand on the head of his patient and using his glowing hand to comunicate with a floating Baphomet just like he was taught in Trump Doctor School.

@cdcarm I feel like that would either lead to a meet cute or cautionary tale.

In line for next movie. Would it be rude if I leaned down & straightened out this stranger’s left sock?

@davidclowery Man, I spoke to Louie Weaver, the drummer for Petra in the 80s after a free show at a racetrack in Bucks County, Pa. when I was 14. Pretty sure I annoyed the hell out of him.

Probably me.

@TheLaurenChen I mean, those 1500’s historians and poets are going to be so embarrassed when they find out they were wrong about the legend they created.

It's crazy to me how Robin Hood is now popularized as "stealing from the rich to give to the poor" (Socialist messaging) In reality, Robin Hood stole back the taxes that a cruel leader unjustly levied against the population (Anti-socialist messaging)