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@Billyjules_ke Mimi siwezi rudisha I'll call you nikuambie reverse you money I ain't touching it

Na buana ukipata umetumiwa pesa na wrong number na si yako , rudisha buana . Civilization ni ya nini kama mna behave hivi? 2k nimetuma kwa wrong number alafu jamaa anadai aniskumie 200 bob abaki na 1800 aji Sasa??

@TeyaKevin Hull city

Millwall or Hull City?

@JamieButon My late old man used to have this, sugar ikiwa low lazima home tungekua na keki akule ndo aweze hata kutembea

Leo nilikuwa na migraines mbaya nikaamua kulala nione kama itaisha, nilijiskia saa moja na really low sugars and sometimes i get blurred vision ikiwa chini sana, anyway for like the first 5 minutes nilidhani I've gone completely blind and that was the worst 5 minutes of my life

@shobanes Hii ni Rwanda sindio

Took a stroll to the mall and got lost on my way back. Asked some guys (sat outside) for directions, one went in, came back with a bottle of water and a cold coke. He refused any payment. Then he gave me directions. Said, 'You walk, you drink, no thirsty.' Kindness. Hospitality.

🚨 Chelsea exploring deal to appoint Xabi Alonso as next head coach. 44yo former #RMFC boss understood to be open to possibility, although nothing decided yet as process continues. Andoni Iraola also strong contender ahead of departing #AFCB @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/69645…

Emurua Dikir is a special Constituency. Here the UDA Candidate met with the DCP Candidate and both used the same platform and same Microphone to ask for votes, infact the DCP Candidate asked the UDA Candidate to vote for him. For them Dikir comes first.

Boys wa Sifuna amekula suspension tena. I've never seen such an unlucky person. 3 Suspensions in less than 7 days ! Qatar money bribe to Twitter officials nikama Iko na timeout.

Time umeshika pilipili ndo macho ndo inajua kukua itch

Case and Rio. 🤝❤️

@bonniie254 @Gustavo__254 😂😂😂😂

@Gustavo__254 Na nikama unatrust huyu pilot sana mkuu

Sasa unadai tuland wapi nichukue gazeti surely 😂

1:59:30 History In Time

We have two Kenyas: the one we actually live in, and the one that exists in this man's head.

@LemayianLeiyan Namna gani

Ukitaka ku make statement, enda boda, shika bunduki, pigana na slippers, otherwise, you have no authority or sense to ask me why I post what I post. But, if you think you have, then post on your handle.

@kamauwaruhiu @Gustavo__254 💯

@Gustavo__254 Aaaah the economy is doing wonderfully,ours is just to bookmark.

The economy is doing very well. Ruto ongeza bei ya mafuta tujue matajiri tuko wangapi

Email imejaa "we regret" tupu jamani. Yikes

@Gitz__ Josh asharudi kwani

Qatar wanalipa Wilson pesa mzuri ndo maana anabribe twitter team wamrudishie account Kila time account inasonga. Josh na pesa za ualimu imebidii amenunua account ingine mamaye.

This is the type of people who used to await the arrival of slave ships in the African coastal region.

@anto_ty 😂😂😂😂😂

In my intern days. I'd walk from town to Kilimani to save money. I would then meet my boss who had been chauffeured to work at the entrance and he would tell me, "Young man, try use the stairs not the lift, it's healthier."