
Kris Lipscombe ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
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Kris Lipscombe ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
@halbpro
Software Dev, Formerly of @TheSixthAxis. A fabulous blue trifle. Fuck gender. They/He


NEW: NASA's Artemis II has successfully blasted off, launching toward the Moon for the first lunar voyage in 53 years. Here is what to expect next: - Mission is 10 total days. - The crew will get 5000 miles from the Moon's surface. - The crew will sleep in two four-hour periods. - On Day 2, Orion engines will accelerate the spacecraft to escape velocity and send them toward the Moon. - On Days 3-5, the crew will fine-tune the approach to the Moon. - Day 6 is when the crew flies by the Moon. They will be about 250,000 miles from the Earth. - Days 6-7, the crew will fine-tune their approach back to Earth. - On Day 10, the crew will put on their proper suits and get ready for reentry. - They will reenter Earth's atmosphere at 25,000 miles per hour. - Two parachutes will slow the capsule to 17 miles per hour. - They will splash down off the coast of San Diego, California. Video: @GuyFieri


Premier League table but based off the time to walk to each club's closest Greggs #MindTheGap



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๐จ Millwall are closing in on signing Tommy Watson on loan. [@SkySportsNews] #bhafc


Much as I love speaking to Dario at the @BHAFCWomen press conferences - it was nice to see Chris Roberts in the chair today. Came across as extremely articulate, positive and polite.


Nine of the top ten spenders in Fifa's global transfer report are either Chelsea, in the NWSL, or owned by Michele Kang. A solid reflection of who has the financial might in women's football


Brighton have rejected three big bids from Juve for Fran Kirby. The player gave the green light, but the club sees her as non-transferable and irreplaceable. The deal is currently complicated, unless things change later this month. Juve's goal is clear: sign a high-impact forward


We're pleased to share plans for a brand-new Heritage Wall โ which will be a striking new feature, designed to honour our supporters and their bond with the club, in a modern, longer lasting way. ๐๐ค






TWC has been studying Mercedes and her gimmick โUltimo Monรฉโ all year, and sheโs definitely their favorite. That said, theyโve also started noticing some cracks in her character. We were watching her match against Red Velvet from Final Battle, and one kid actually asked me, โIs it bad that I want Red Velvet to win?โ Storytelling is a beautiful thing.


World class from Bart! ๐งค @MonsterEnergy โก๏ธ


Welcome to London 2025 ๐ฌ๐ง-this is absolutely UNACCEPTABLE, TFL get your act together, TRYING to relax on the journey home and you have these people BEGGING!


Paramount has launched a hostile takeover bid for Warner Bros. Discovery valued at around $108 BILLION. This follows the recent announcement of Netflixโs takeover deal for the company, valued at $72 BILLION. (apnews.com/article/paramoโฆ)


Brighton and Hove Albion manager Fabian Hurzeler has made a 83-year-old fan's Christmas dream come true as he opened a festival for her after she complained he did not wave to her after games.









