I just saw a bug that I’m pretty sure was an alien. Are we sure Entomologists aren’t just some secret alien agency like in MIB?
English
Heather Raye
4.5K posts
Heather Raye
@heatherraye
Brought to you by A.D.D. + Internet paired with a small dose of ego that makes me think someone out there might give a f**k about the randomness in my head.
가입일 Nisan 2009
191 팔로잉122 팔로워
Drinking a Conniption Fit by @DingoDogBrewing @ Dingo Dog Brewing Company — untp.beer/s/c1269777455
Carrboro, NC 🇺🇸 English
I just earned the 'Birthday Brew' badge on @untappd! untp.beer/s/b1094406450
English
I just earned the 'Cheers to Independent U.S. Craft Breweries (Level 3)' badge on @untappd! untp.beer/s/b1094406449
English
I just earned the 'Cheers To You! (Level 7)' badge on @untappd! untp.beer/s/b1094406448
English
I just earned the 'Hop Into Spring - #NCBEER' badge on @untappd! untp.beer/s/b1094406446 #hopintospring, #ncbeer, #ncbrewersguild
English
I just thought everyone should know that for the last 3 days I have started every morning with warm lemon water BEFOOOORE my coffee… Am I healthy now?
English
Adulthood is just having to do housework before and/or after you go to work. Working before and after work shouldn’t be a thing.
English
Ladies, don’t you just love a good pair of #jeggings? The look of real pants and the feel of freedom… Ahhh…
English
I really wish my cats would really that butts in faces in not a proper greeting in the human world.
English
I wouldn’t sell my soul but I would definitely sell my body for a new @Toyota RAV4 Hybrid.
English
5:43 am. Haven’t slept a single minute. Thanks for the insomnia, Zoloft. FML.
GIF
English
Our 24 year old hostess: “Is there such a thing as a professional ear cleaner?”
#icantmakethisshitup
English