Elton Brand

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Elton Brand

@hellomaximo

Counselor at Law. Still not Ja Rule’s lawyer.

United States 가입일 Ağustos 2010

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Elton Brand@hellomaximo·21 Ara

dry january? in this pandemic?

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Elton Brand@hellomaximo·19h

wow

Oliver Jia (オリバー・ジア)@OliverJia1014

I choose to believe that Willy Wonka takes place in an alternate universe where Germany won WWII. Charlie's family are Americans (by their accents) living among conquered British people in a German town. Wonka himself is an allegory for Josef Mengele's unethical experiments.

QST

Elton Brand@hellomaximo·2d

remember this when you fly this weekend!

The Wall Street Journal@WSJ

Breaking: House Republican leaders rejected a Senate-passed bill to fund most of DHS, blocking an effort designed to end TSA staffing shortages on.wsj.com/4bAUr6h

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Elton Brand@hellomaximo·3d

a golf course is so badly needed in downtown CLE. this is awesome. get the guys from @BandonDunesGolf to develop

Cleveland Scene@ClevelandScene

An 18-hole lakeside golf course, a beach promenade, walking trails, a hotel: Cleveland releases possible plans for Burke Lakefront space clevescene.com/news/a-golf-co…

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Elton Brand@hellomaximo·4d

if you weren’t called homophobic slurs in high school you probably didn’t go to high school

☭@marxpalestine

I went to Willard with her & you were actually racist and homophobic to me. You would call me homophobic slurs everytime you saw me. Meanwhile Chappell and his boyfriend (beard from the time) used to consoled me after your attacks. OHH the stories I have… 22k u ppl are insane

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Elton Brand@hellomaximo·4d

these sorts of projects are needed in New Orleans, but it’s understandably met with skepticism because of the non-stop grift that has been perpetuated for decades.

James Finn@rjamesfinn

“Also unclear is how the project would overcome the geographic limitations of New Orleans, which has a historically high water table and sits on soil deposited from the Mississippi River.” nola.com/news/business/…

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Elton Brand@hellomaximo·4d

he is really good at this

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@NYCMayor

Government must deliver for working people—and every dollar in our budget should work as hard as they do. That’s why I directed every agency to cut waste and help close our budget gap. Here’s some of what we found.

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Elton Brand@hellomaximo·5d

the dems are so fucking pathetic man

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Elton Brand@hellomaximo·6d

if the Ds had a single ounce of creativity in their camp they would be handing out water bottles in the giant TSA lines that said “this wait is brought to you by president donald j. trump” or something of the sort but Im sure they’re just penning a strongly worded letter instead

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Elton Brand@hellomaximo·6d

just an absolutely wild dichotomy in America right now political insiders and wealthy elite making millions off market manipulation — the worker class that’s paying for the Iran war waits in line after their little vacation allotments.

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Elton Brand@hellomaximo·22 Mar

This stuff disproportionately impacts New Orleans. A lot of these people are visiting and returning home, and will vow to never return again. Last impressions are lasting impressions.

Officer Lew@officer_Lew

WOW🚨: New Orleans airport TSA line this morning was so long it literally snaked out of the terminal….into the parking garage‼️ Bro the PARKING GARAGE…Democrats wanted this for the American ppl…🙄😤

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Elton Brand@hellomaximo·19 Mar

57 dollars please

MLB@MLB

The Dodgers will have a watermelon habanero margarita that you can get in a souvenir water cooler cup 🤩 It features tequila shaken with fresh lime juice and a house watermelon-habanero mix, served over ice with a Tajín-dusted rim (via @LevyRestaurants)

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Elton Brand@hellomaximo·18 Mar

berating non-sober ppl

blue@bluewmist

Sober people (no alcohol, nicotine, drugs, etc ever), what is your end of day or weekend "wind-down"?

Indonesia

Elton Brand@hellomaximo·12 Mar

I can not amplify this enough. They think we’re the dumbest mother fuckers in human history. Maybe we are!

Power to the People ☭🕊@ProudSocialist

Nothing to see here except Trump telegraphing the incoming false flag attack. Bookmark this.

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Elton Brand@hellomaximo·12 Mar

!!!

mavsmarie@mavsmarie

I’m sorry you cannot convince me otherwise that our own government is planning an attack on their own citizens to justify this war.

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Elton Brand@hellomaximo·12 Mar

we’re about to bomb ourselves aren’t we

99% Johnny Graz@jvgraz

Never in history has a false flag been this telegraphed.

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Elton Brand@hellomaximo·11 Mar

do not let this distract you from the fact that the United Staes just admitted to bombing an Iranian school killing over 175 civilians. nyti.ms/47G2uw2

ABC News@ABC

BREAKING: The FBI has warned police departments in California that Iran wants to retaliate for American attacks by launching offensive drones against the West Coast, according to an alert reviewed by ABC News. abcnews.com/US/fbi-warns-i…

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Elton Brand@hellomaximo·7 Mar

@AdamSchefter forgot one…

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Adam Schefter@AdamSchefter·7 Mar

Players who have fetched at least two first-round picks in return include: 🏈Maxx Crosby 🏈Sauce Gardner 🏈Micah Parsons 🏈Russell Wilson 🏈Matthew Stafford 🏈Laremy Tunsil 🏈Jamal Adams 🏈Khalil Mack 🏈Jalen Ramsey 🏈Jay Cutler 🏈Ricky Williams 🏈Keyshawn Johnson 🏈Jeff George 🏈Eric Dickerson 🏈Herschel Walker