Sabastine

If you live and do your business in Portharcourt City, please tell us what you do! Quote or reply this tweet with your work so we can patronize you! 🫶🏾

Do you delete pictures and memories of people you don’t speak to no more? Be sincere

I need a nonchalant response to “I am done with this relationship”.

A woman leaving you because of struggles is understandable there’s no glory in suffering together. But trying to win that same woman back after you become financially stable is mental illness

1. If you live in Port Harcourt or you come for a visit, if anyone calls you pilot, do not answer them or even look at them. You didn’t go to aviation school. 2. Be kind to the egbon adugbo in your area. Show love when you have spare cash. One day, “free am, na my guy” from one of them will save you. 3. Any business you do with people, collect your percentage and give them their full money. Don’t let greed ruin your life. 4. Give dispatch riders the address of the nearest junction or the house before yours. Come outside and get it from them. I hope you never find out why I said this. 5. Be cordial with at least one neighbor in your compound. Don’t ever be on bad terms with your neighbors. In emergencies, they are your first saviors. 6. Once in a while, show love to your gateman or estate security. E get why. 7. Never post your location online until you have left there. 8. Before you rent an apartment, study the kind of people who live in the compound or estate. If you see people of questionable character, don’t rent a house there. 9. You must never sleep with your neighbor. No matter how good-looking they are, don’t cross that line. 10. Your house is your sanctuary; not everyone should know where you live. Some friendships/link-ups should end in the gym, church, school, workplace, hotel, etc. 11. If you are walking in a gathering of strangers, bone your face. It is dangerous not to look dangerous. 12. If God blesses your pocket and you notice you are the only rich person in your hood, it is time to pack out.

Women have privileges and access you may not be able to fathom, especially as a guy who is still trying to build his life to at least the middle class. Your 23-year-old female friend might casually tell you that Divine has been stressing her and she plans to cut him off soon. You’ll laugh and be like, “Well, you actually deserve better,” then, deep into the conversation, she will look you in the eyes and tell you that the Divine she is talking about is Rema. Or is it the ones who call Wizkid by his government name, Ayo? Your idolo, they call Davido, David. You could be vibing to Fireboy’s Playboy album and your female friend would mention that Adedamola just sent her his unreleased album to listen to, and she’d be déad serious. These are hypothetical scenarios, of course. However, if you have been close to a certain caliber of babes before, you’ll understand exactly what I’m saying. Your idolo, whose picture is your wallpaper, is telling your 23-year-old girlfriend to please not be mad at him for what he did last week and that he’s going to make it up to her. Women, especially those who carry themselves well, have access that will take you years to have as the average man.

I asked her out on a date. She asked me what my budget, and I said 200k. She said good. We set a date and met. We spent 125k, and when it was time to leave, she asked me for the remaining amount of the 200k. I ask, for what She said, 'Either I give her the money, or we forget about the dating. Is this a red flag 🚩

As a man, you’ll get to a stage wey knack go actually tire you.

If girl no send you (again) you no even need stress before you notice unless you blind. I like them gan, them no Dey fake am.

This ball is now sold for 8k, we used to buy it for N400.

What's a sign of low IQ?

How long do I need to wait until I ask my girlfriend for money for my upkeep?

Women don’t like men with principles and structures Because you expose how careless she is living her life

What's the name is this weapon???

Dutch woman? Shey I told you people that I woke up around 1 or 2am with police telling me she wants me out. Person wey me and am just knack within 24hrs. Three years ago was funny. I no do any oyibo again for life!