eye | teresa lisbon’s defence lawyer

oh look at me im patrick jane i wear cunty vests and roll my slutty sleeves up and am married to THE teresa lisbon and have perfect hair and perfect people reading skills that shield me from the law and guarantee me a job and everyone has to put up w me. fuck you patrick jane.

@elsmediares Emotional Support Amanda™️

@howtobolt I am emotionally attached to Amanda

I desperately need a haircut but I refuse to cheat on my hometown hairdresser ✊my split ends and I will wait for you, Amanda 🙂‍↕️

@BtyWaterlily im only a few chapters in and tho i have watched the first movie know what happens (i know sorry😔) the book is proving to be so much better im hooked

@howtobolt Sooo goood

cr: the hunger games (!!)

@mentallyjisbon i watched the first movie and am enjoying the book far more but yk…it’s never a bad idea to engage in yet another piece of entertainment

@howtobolt for the millionith time is this a sign for me to watch this movie series in between my 61591 already started series and 762618 current watchlist movies????

@booksarelifeeee what was he on seriously and why did he stop taking it

@howtobolt AND “i wanna know what your face feels like when you’re smiling”

i also would like to remind everyone that season one patrick dropped the banger “i know those emeralds look lovely with your eyes”

never forgetting how i failed my second driving test bc i overcomplicated my parking…like i did it correctly but i was doing too much… guess who still doesn’t have a drivers license

jisbon’s daughter is on the debate team so jane and lisbon attend her debates and jane always rolls his eyes and puffs at the rival team’s arguments and lisbon has to kick his shin to get him to shut up

@thorshope “you keep a hammer in your desk?” as if he hadnt done worse like what are you acting shocked for mr menace?

the way he wanted to be silly and prank her but probably just ended up getting turned on

@mentallyjisbon YIPPEEEEE I JUST ADDED U

idk if this post will have reach but i created a letterboxd, it has literally nothing on it yet but yeahhh boxd.it/lIx1T

@elsmediares i know he couldn’t help but think about her at night and he’d look up at the smiley face and hate himself for it…🚬🚬🚬

Sometimes I think about all the hours I know Jane spent tormenting himself over his developing feelings for Lisbon over the years…..imagine him going back to his house to sleep under that blood smiley and HATING himself for the feelings that kept growing no matter what he did

@elsmediares @jemilyys exactly🗣️🗣️🗣️

@howtobolt @jemilyys LMAOOO he would 😭😭 my weakness for Patrick Jane’s particular brand of melancholic instability is between me, my oomfs, and god himself

i’m not even trying to be annoying or gatekeep bc i know the mentalist isn’t that niche or anything but everyone on tiktok just turning jane into some alpha male aura farming character and nothing else is rlly pissing me off bc he’s so much more complex than that

@elsmediares they really wanted us to believe this grieving man was a ladies man like sure yeah

@howtobolt RIGHT😭😭I’m so glad s1 Womanizer Patrick Jane went away bc Celibate and Consumed by Grief and Self-Loathing Jane ➡️ Yearning Loverboy Jane was such a satisfying transition

season one patrick jane is so cool and flirty that i wonder what he’d think about his passive ass behaviour in season six toward lisbon and pike

@elsmediares love a whimsical literature teacher 💯💯

@howtobolt LMAOOOO I just KNOW your prof had a little giggle at that😭one thing about lit nerds is that we love a good pun…good for us for being so whimsical

yesterday in my exam i was talking about this character called happy from death of a salesman and i wrote smth like “he’s ambitious in wanting to meet his father’s expectations yet he’s ultimately not happy (no pun intended)” hope my professor has a laugh at that cause i sure did

@elsmediares he was my prof in another course last semester & one thing ab me is i love romanticism i could yap and yap ab it & in that exam i had to point out its traits in one of wordsworth’s poems & toward the end i wrote “i could literally talk ab this for hours” anyway i passed w honours

@elsmediares i have one sitting in my drafts that sooo insanely specific just you wait😭😭😭😭

@howtobolt HELPPPP 😭😭idk how you find such perfect posts you’re like a wizard

@mentallyjisbon how did you come up w this GOLDEN idea

the concept of lisbon actually being a rogue spy here to take down the cbi and convincing herself she doesn't care about this jane guy and he is just a tool for her to thrash the cbi and HE KNOWS THE WHOLE TIME BUT DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE HE DOESN'T KNOW WHY HE IS HURTING